Keter Kids Hoodies

Keter-class SCPs are anomalies that are exceedingly difficult to contain consistently or reliably, with containment procedures often being extensive and complex. The Foundation often can't contain these SCPs well due to not having a solid understanding of the anomaly, or lacking the technology to properly contain or counter it. A Keter SCP does not mean the SCP is dangerous, just that it is simply very difficult or costly to contain.

Keter

If you're buying this, I assume you aren't stationed at Site 114. Those things are a nightmare. Fortunately none of these products make the same sounds as SCP-3199

SCP Foundation Containment Specialist

The SCP Foundation is a fictional secret organization documented by the collaborative writing wiki project of the same name. Within the website's shared universe, the foundation is responsible for capturing and containing various paranormal, supernatural, and other mysterious phenomena unexplained by mainstream science (known as "anomalies" or "SCPs"), while also keeping their existence hidden from the rest of global human society. Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from http://www.scpwiki.com and its authors. This artwork, being derived from this content, is hereby also released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.

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Merchandise is printed despite protest from SCP-682, who said he found products featuring his likeness "disgusting." Personnel located at site [REDACTED] are advised not to bring any products featuring SCP-682 to work.

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SCP-096 "The Shy Guy" Object Class: Euclid

If printed on a phone case, personnel are assured they can trust the voices coming from their phone are probably not from SCP-939

SCP-035 cannot be worn as a mask, but has been approved to be worn on various apparel.

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Foundation Mission: Secure, Contain, & Protect.

Used for SCPs that are impossible to contain, or are about to irrevocably break containment. An SCP with this class will inevitably end the world.

We die in the dark so you can die in the light.

Apparel does not contain any samples of SCP-610, do not contact the SCP foundation about any rashes.

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The Kabbalistic Tree of Life with its planetary associations.

Initial studies suggest that personnel owning merchandise featuring SCP-106 are not more likely to be targeted by SCP-106 but results are inconclusive.

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Foundation Mission: Secure, Contain, & Protect.

Personnel are permitted to purchase and wear this shirt with the understanding that wearing or carrying any merchandise bearing this design is believed to increase the odds of being targeted by SCP-106 while he hunts. Susceptible individuals in the 10-25 age bracket should be extremely cautious before purchasing.

Foundation Mission: Secure, Contain, & Protect.

SECRET NO NO NO

Foundation Mission: Secure, Contain, & Protect.

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