Riffing Kids Hoodies

Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank

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Hi. Bob Executive. Which way is business?

Hi. Bob Executive. Which way is business?

How else would you measure the height of a boy than with apples and baseball bats? Thank you Measuring Man for "saving" the day. This image is pulled from the educational short Measuring Man which was brilliantly riffed by RiffTrax. We learn from our hero that Tommy is 21 apples or 1 1/2 baseball bats tall. Sporting this shirt you can now share that amazing knowledge with the world!

The defunct educational film company and often RiffTrax target is resurrected as...something! The choice is yours! AH/P as the "cool" kids called them made such fine short films as "The Talking Car", How to Be a Friend", Courtesy Count a Lot", "My Brother is Afraid of Anything" and the classic "The Calendar: How to Use It." Why there were not many educational film companies that were more prolific or head scratchingly confusing as Alfred Higgins Productions.

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