Cynicism Kids T-Shirts

I speak fluent cynicism.

Hard to believe anything you hear in the news, there are so many voices yelling from every mountaintop proclaiming the real truth. I don't believe them. I'm a cynic. I carry a badge.

Another in the line of cynicisms. Don't express yourself, I don't want to hear about it.

the perfect gift if you feel like an emotionless robot on the inside

Coffee Please, and a Shot of Cynicism

Plato was right that Man is a featherless biped, but Diogenes knew there was more to it than that. Check out more of my art and products at https://spacedoglaika.com/

Digital remaster of Diogenes (1882) by John William Waterhouse.

Coffee Please And A Shot of Cynicism

Stop the world and let me off. This ride sucks. The earth is literally on fire.

I am a citizen of the world.

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Quote. This design is the perfect sarcastic gift for friends or family. Great on a T-Shirt, Hoodie or Tank Top. Perfect girls weekend group shirt.

BLEGH

seems to have malfunctioned

This work was created during a period where I was exploring different ways of manipulating paint on the paper to give interesting textural and colour mixing effects. To create this work I first applied masking fluid to the paper using spatter techniques and allowed this to dry completely. I then mixed the required base paint colours and applied to the paper, quickly applied water randomly by spatter techniques and then overlaid cling film. This was then manipulated using my fingers to create texture and pattern in the paint. This was then allowed to dry for 24 hours before the cling film was removed. After a further drying period the masking was removed to reveal the final image. This work is a cropped version of an original watercolour ...

Coffee Please and a Shot of Cynicism.

Breakfast is a great time to have a crisis.

gold fish

Cheerful stuff.

Sarcasm And Cynicism Funny Sarcasm Quote, great for making a shirt, mask, sticker, or a present for your beloved friend, or boyfriend. girlfriend, husband, or wife.

Hemingway Spoilers John Atkinson, Wrong hands

When Diogenes met Alexander.

Famous quotation by British writer Oscar Wilde: The World Is A Stage But The Play Is Badly Cast

Hope you like it!

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Quote. This design is the perfect sarcastic gift for friends or family. Great on a T-Shirt, Hoodie or Tank Top. Perfect girls weekend group shirt.

I just wanted you to know from the bottom of my heart how grateful I am to you for all of the times you totally didn't help me or do anything useful at all. It's been really great the way you literally seem to always bring me down or simply let me fall. Where would I be without you? Probably in the same exact place. Thanks for nothing!

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Diogenes was trying to find an honest man by shining his lantern at people's faces smelling like old dog. Not the best tactic, but having this cool design definitely sounds like a better idea.

For you procrastinator or your lazy friend who was born in February (and was probably due three months earlier).

Film quote from the cheerful clown film, full of cynicism, social criticism and irony. Who likes the evil clown will understand and love this movie meme. Stay cheerful!

I See No Good Reason to Act My Age lettering aesthetic design with Thistle, Lavender Purple, Pastel Violet, and Cotton Candy color combination.

Very big chance

I am a citizen of the world.

Custom designs of the Gaming, Funny, Sarcastic and other Quotes

A black cat wearing glasses and a hat with a ribbon in a scorching hot summer. But don't worry, everything is fine. Perfect for cynical people!

William Butler Yeats portrait and quote: Life is a long preparation for something that never happens.