Eat Melons Not Meat Kids T-Shirts

eat beet, not meat merch

Eat meat, not wheat. It's the healthy, paleo friendly and Gluten-free way of life. This fun cartoon t-shirt will inspire healhty, Gluten-Free living.

This Gluten Free shirt will inspire others to eat a healthy, Paleo-friendly and gluten-Free diet. Show that you care about nutrition and health by eating gluten-free.

In the same funny ironic vein as "I Eat Meat But I Identify As A Vegan," this is inspired by a George Carlin quote, "Some people are patriotic vegetarians: They only eat vegetables that have fallen in battle." Perfect funny keto, funny carnivore or ketovore, or meat eater's gift! Red, white and blue typography with "vegetables" in green; big stenciled letters.

A "murder sheep" design by George Micalef

Too Sweet to Eat

Silica Gel Do Not Eat Throw Away the little packets in beef jerky

i am vegan,i am vegetarian,vegan,vegetarian,no meat,love green,love fruit,stay healthy

meat is not oxygen and you can live without it - vegan or vegetarian

Animals Are Not Ingredients

Lettuce wants to live too

DESICCANT SILICA GEL THROW AWAY DO NOT EAT funny meme,saying Ever feel like a silica gel packet? Dessicant, Silica Gel, Do Not Eat, Throw Away. These silica gel packets are everywhere so why not become one? Will make for a hilarious, funny costume or gag gifts for people that like novelty, fun, off the wall items.

A meat lover who eats humans for refusing to eat animals. By George Micalef

I'm Not Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk.