Exmormon Kids T-Shirts

The Mormon Church is flush with billions of dollars. What's not to celebrate? This version has some ornate...if you're into that sort of thing.

exmo visiting teacher

let everyone know you're apostate and exmormon

The Mormon Church is flush with billions of dollars. What's not to celebrate?

A design for all you ExMormons out there!

A design for all you ExMormons out there!

Used to be Mormon? Not anymore? Congratulations! Have a beer!

Used to be Mormon? Not anymore? Congratulations! Have a shot of tequila.

Tapir Riding Club

lazy learner

Share your love of all things unholy with our "Sin Records" design. Thank you for Choosing Bad Mormons as your ticket to eternal damnation!

I'm a horse!

A little wooly mountain tapir.

Love to be bad? So do we. Oh and we love art... Did we just become best friends?

Knock that off.

Why pay the church tithing when you can show the world your loyalty to the Bad Mormons fan cult? The perfect way to secure your ticket to eternal damnation!

You know what you like, and it's nine siblings thatvshare cocktails and expletive-filled stories of growing up in a dysfunctional Mormon family, and other tales of deviance, debauchery, and overall questionable life choices that probably shouldn't be repeated in public.

Our witch-iest goth souls dug deep to create this fun retro nod to conservative 80's "Satanic Panic". Did your religious parents and community members accuse you of Devil worship? Yeah... ours too. LOL

I made this for all those people who are queer and Ex Mormon like me.

Handwritten phrase written in calligraphy over image of the earth• bright colors.

Knock that off.

I am worthy. Even when others assume I'm not!

Based on a popular quote about morality. Hand drawn.

This tapir represents the latter-day lazy learner

This tapir represents the latter-day lazy learner

This tapir represents the latter-day lazy learner

Imagine millions of people repeating a phrase like this around the world.it would become a crutch, wouldn't it?

This tapir represents the latter-day lazy learner

who needs eternal life when you have coffee?

be proud of your bitter fruits

Digital painting of a little mountain tapir, labeled as a horse in the Deseret alphabet. This is a reference to a once-prominent Mormon apologist's theory that the Book of Mormon refers to tapirs when mentioning horses. It has been a long-running joke amidst niche online circles since. This is not intended as ridicule at any person or belief system-- simply a reference to a shared cultural symbol.

I made this for all those people who are trans and Ex Mormon like me.

Help your friends in the Mormon church save some money! Save their tithing and get 10% of their money back!