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Every gamer knows this feeling when they are on the final boss fight, the health bar is running empty, the health potions are fully depleted and your special cooldowns each feel like forever while the boss is getting more aggro'd but you lean forward and go into a flow state to complete the legendary quest. Or you're chasing the champion in worlds edge on the final ring with a trio of lifeline, wraith and yours truly with golden armor and one too many thermal grenades. As long as you're positioned right, you got this.

Face Masks are like every other piece of armor on your character build. Given the circumstance, we will have face protection in our real life inventories going forward. At least we have high toxic resistance, the shortness of breath means better stealth and durability fit for the highest quality of face clothing on the market. Try not suffering encumbrance on your travels adventurer.

Don't blame it on the loadout or your team mates or whether they are cheating. You're just not gud enough yet. Gamer motivation is all about the git gud mentality birthed from the soulsbourne games and fighting boss fights hundreds of times over. Difficulty is hot right now whether its battle royale, open world or third-person ps exclusive narrative driven title. So dust off your mic and d-pad and lets go again scrub.

Waking up because Johnny wants you to help him burn a city isn't how you expected your cyberpunk journey to begin. In the middle of a corporate war and living the advanced technological lifestyle of a dystopian castaway you can expect cybernetic limbs, spyware drones, microchips were shooting for. Welcome to Night City where you don't leave unless in a body bag, its synthwave, western akira, ghost shell live action sci-fi all in one.