Hard Ticket To Hawaii Kids T-Shirts

The perfect shirt to not wear when handling loose diamonds in your hot tub. Whether you're with The Agency or are just a thrower, this is required gear for smoking some heavy doobies or escaping toxic lab rat cancer snakes. NOTE: I have two versions of this design. This one does not have the movie quote, making it more like an in-universe shirt that an employee of Molokai Cargo would wear - or NOT wear, wink wink!

You Throw?

The perfect shirt to not wear when handling loose diamonds in your hot tub. Whether you're with The Agency or are just a thrower, this is required gear for smoking some heavy doobies or escaping toxic lab rat cancer snakes.

Grab your Hard Ticket and get to Hawaii!

Stairway to Heaven

One Way Ticket To Pound Town

A man (Ronn Moss) with a bazooka helps air-freighters Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) against drug smugglers and a snake.

Just a bro skateboarding in Hawaii

Player is an American rock band that was formed in the late 1970s. The group scored several US Hot 100 hits, three of which went into the top 40; two of those single releases went top 10, including the No. 1 hit "Baby Come Back".