Holy Grail Kids T-Shirts

Look slightly less like a knight wearing these assorted grails of disparate holiness and character. Some are goblets, some are chalices, some are vessels. All used. Possibly by a carpenter. Choose wisely!

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

Starry Knight

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For those out hunting for the Holy Grail.

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

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Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

Ni!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Design inspired in the Caerbannog Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

An awesome pencil and watercolor art piece that is a tribute to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two swallows carrying a coconut. It is that simple

Let's Not Bicker and Argue - Holy Grail is a quirky and humorous design inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Perfect for those obsessive fans who know their python. Grab it as the ideal birthday or Christmas gift for friends and family.

No Ordinary Rabbit

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

Monty Python and the Holy Grail European Swallows carry a coconut. If you know, you know.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

The French use a new weapon on King Arthur.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

A flaming candle is the light of the temple, the golden chalice of the holy grail is the path.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Design is inspired by the Black Knight, a character who appears in the 1975 film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

I'm getting much better.

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--