Howdy Doody Kids T-Shirts

Howdy Doody

This is a perfect gift for anyone who overuses the term "common sense." See also my Big Lebowski-inspired "The Dood Abides."

Howdy Doody

What happens when you cross a classic kid’s show marionette with a demon intent on possessing an innocent little girl from Georgetown, PA? The end result is far more disturbing than anyone could have imagined!

Inspired by tv show, A League of Their Own, this artwork features Clance's brilliant quote 'What in the Howdy Doody, white Jesus, unseasoned chicken kinda dancing is this?'

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Paul Reubens aka Pee-Wee Herman in a thoughtful moment.

Howdy Doody had 48 freckles. One for every state (before Hawaii and Alaska were admitted in 1959). He was also the most lucrative commercial spokesmodel of the era, earning more per year than Bing Crosby.