Illegal Foreign Object Kids T-Shirts

Stick it to the man with this 70s-inspired retro Illegal tee! Whether you're wanting to make a commentary on recreational drugs, immigration, gun control, open containers, or even jay-walking-- it's none of our business.

We've gone and combined the greatest basketball game of all time with the greatest basketball movie of all time!

Get spooky as a mutha pro rasslin' style with Illegal Foreign Object's Halloween 2020 design!

Wrestling fans far and wide love fantasy booking their favorite wrestlers and promotions. We here at Illegal Foreign Object are no different! Behold! Volume 1 of our Pro Wrestling Dream Matches series!

In the immortal words of Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "that's an illegal foreign object, Mean Gene!" Christmas gear doesn't have to be corny! Slip into one of these numbers and dump some egg nog on your head.

IllegalForeignObject.com - Pro Wrestling from a fan's perspective

IllegalForeignObject.com - Pro Wrestling from a fan's perspective

Volume 4 of our "Pro Wrestling Dream Card" series. This time we're headed to Dallas, TX, to see Ricky Steamboat square off against Randy Orton in a main event sure to go down in history!

Once upon a time, The Great Power Uti payed the smackdown on Cliff Compton in South Africa. The entire insane story can be found on Colt Cabana's old Art of Wrestling podcast.

Who has the more dominant era? It is the new school pro wrestlers or the old school rasslers?!

Buddy Rose was one of the most underrated pro wrestlers of all time. Now, you can rock his greatness for all the world to see!

My friend Diaz Machinegun said he'd eat the goulash. Okay, eat the goulash.

Terry Funk must've called "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes an "egg-suckin' dog" a thousand times. Now, you can hop on Terry's bandwagon!

Yet another "dream card" design from Illegal Foreign Object. This time we head to Georgia in our time machine, dragging several wrestlers along for the ride.

The mighty John Steinbeck wrote some of the finest books in the history of American literature.

Jorge loves you.

We should've given Adrian Adonis his flower while he was here. Now, you can let the world know you love old school pro wrestling!

Punk rock royalty, Mr. Henry Rollins, ladies & germs!