Jermaine Clement Kids T-Shirts

No humans allowed.

"Pole vaulting, long jumping, we're all quite impressed. Tell us Mr. Hitler, what you've got planned next."

Fart

Girl, tonight we're gonna make love · Monday night is my night to cook · Oh boy, it's all on · It's business, it's business time.. celebrate the amazing flight of the Conchords

He never gets the face right...

Noting better than some flight of the conchords practical folking!

Vladislav in cat form stunned by a camera flash.

This is the perfect gift for that guy in the office. You know the one.

Fourth greatest fan

Need a disguise in a hurry? Get yourself some genuine Jackie Daytona toothpicks. It's the same brand that Jackie Daytona uses. Proudly made in Pennsylvania!

Super Slumber

Vladislav the Poker is one the three main protagonists of the 2014 Mockumentary comedy horror film What We do in the Shadows, and a guest character in its 2019 spin off TV Series of the same name. He is an 862-year-old ex-tyrant vampire residing in New Zealand alongside his flatmates and fellow vampires Viago and Deacon

Buy a shirt and join New Zealand's fifth most popular horse name based gang from the East Coast!