Mbibtyb Kids T-Shirts

Who'd have thought that swimming baths - do you say swimming baths or swimming pools? - anyway, who'd have thought that they would be such hotbeds of anti-war feeling. But there it is: practically all of them have these signs protesting against bombing. Weird, huh?

Hey, average is nothing to be ashamed of! Average is just fine. Average is - well, it's not exactly good, but it certainly isn't bad! If great is a big ask and excellent's hard work, if outstanding just stands out too much and extraordinary is frankly unlikely, then let's just stick with average. After all, that's where all the normal people hang out.

How do you feel about your job? No reason, just wondering... This t-shirt features an attractive abstract design in lines and circles which does not - repeat, absolutely DOES NOT - include a hidden message to your boss. It's not your fault if other people think they see letters among the lines... Designed to look great on a navy blue background, but feel free to experiment with other colours. It's your life.

Is it a traditionally-styled, manually-operated, single-user soil-moving implement? No. It's a ******* SPADE! But I bet you know a few people who can't call a spade a spade, don't you? Plain English is too plain for them. So, buy this t-shirt, wear this t-shirt, and then you only have to point to make your point. We think that's nice and clear - as it should be!

But... if it really *is* untrue, then saying it's untrue is true. Which means the statement is actually true. Which means that saying it's untrue is a lie. So it's actually untrue... Some people love these kind of word games. If you're one of us - I mean, them - then BUY THIS T-SHIRT! If you're not, then don't. Simple, no?

Following on from the success of our "Normal" design, we thought there might be an appetite for something slightly less... intimidating. So, if normal seems like too high a bar to aim for, try this instead. Because nearly is nearly as good. Right?

Never underestimate the power of Stupid, for Stupid is both creative and persistent. Stupid comes in many forms, but it's not to be taken lightly. If you think something's foolproof, you're underestimating fools: they'll try something you would never dream of, and they'll keep right on trying even when it's obviously making things worse. All you can do is keep reminding yourself: Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid!

Following on from the success of our "Normal" design, we thought there might be an appetite for something slightly less demanding. So, if normal seems like too high a bar to aim for, try this instead. Because nearly normal is nearly as good... right?

Someone's probably said this before but hey... we couldn't leave all you pianists with no t-shirt of your own. If piano is YOUR forte, laugh along with all your sophisticated musician pals at this sharp (ahem) muso pun.

Here's one for all you 'phonium players. If Euphonium is the big shiny brass love of your life, wear your heart on your sleeve (well, near your sleeve) and tell the world. Be proud of your euphony!

Meh. Sometimes you just don't want to talk about it. Or anything. That's when you need this t-shirt. Problem solved. Just don't expect anyone to ask where you got it from...

What's smarter than chic? What outshines mere elegance? For those in the know, the answer is SHELEGANCE. If you've got it, you owe it to the world to share it! Available now in your choice of precious pink or gorgeous gold, show off your awesomeness!

There's a place in music for the very delicate sounds that the listener has to strain to hear; the subtle tones on the very threshold of hearing. But that's someone else's job. Your job is to do loud: very, very loud music that everyone can hear, whether they want to or not. That's an important skill. Take pride in it. Be loud and proud. Wear this shirt.

King George II described the British summer as "three fine days and a thunderstorm". We don't think he was being entirely fair. Sometimes there are more than three fine days... sometimes there's more than one thunderstorm! And there's usually every possible combination of sun, cloud, rain and wind thrown in somewhere along the line as well. Celebrate the unpredictable British summer wearing this universal weather forecast. And don't forget to enjoy it, whatever the weather does!

The MBiBtYB dictionary explains the meaning of "CBA" as "Can't Be Bothered". Yeah, we know that Bothered doesn't start with an "A". It's a mystery to us, too... (Incidentally, this design is also available in white for dark-coloured shirts.)