Mbibtyb Kids T-Shirts

Ever noticed how some people like to wear university sweatshirts? Well, here's one that everyone can wear, including you – it's the university of life, and you're a graduate! Now available in full colour! (By the way, in case your degree didn't cover Latin... that fancy motto just means "understanding comes from experience".)

This one goes out to all the people on the other side of the glass partition. We know that producers, mixers and sound engineers make music just as much as singers and musicians do. So, whether you remember the glory days of two-inch tape, or you do everything on your MacBook Pro... if you know your talkback from your crosstalk, if you know when to insert and when to send, then you can wear this t-shirt with pride. You rock :-)

I bet you thought that, here at MBiBtYB, we were too cool to do a Christmas jumper? Well, to be honest, so did we. But then we got to thinking about how much some of you love a Christmas jumper, and we changed our minds. So here it is – hand-knitted from pure Norwegian reindeer wool, with a twist of our trademark deadpan humour. Compliments of the season!

Have you ever thought about the fact that brands used to be for marking slaves and cattle - and maybe criminals? Isn't it strange how, these days, we pay to be wear brands on our clothes? Not quite the same, of course - no one's coming at you with a red-hot branding iron in the sportswear department, thank goodness - but still... Something to think about?

Black's a great colour: it's classically cool, it goes with everything and it's very slimming. But you can't just wear black all of the time. Sometimes, you've got that little sunshine burning in your heart and you need to brighten it up... with some grey. So come on – show everyone how happy you are by wearing your Happy t-shirt. [Also available in white, for people with poor eyesight]

Ah, competitive sport... what could be more noble? Athletes in peak physical condition, straining their mental and physical capabilities to the limit and beyond, pitting their skill and strength against one another with glory or defeat at stake, but all in a spirit of fair play and sportsmanship...... Oh, and the baiting. Yeah, don't forget the baiting...

Here at MBiBtYB, we're fairly keen on trees. Not so much on bombs. We do like going for a walk in the woods. Getting blown up - not quite as nice. So here's the lesson in a nutshell (no pun intended): plant trees, not bombs. :)

Feel the power of the badminton: stare at this design and it will make your eyes hurt! (Although, to be fair, so will a shuttlecock in the eye.) Wear this when playing, and it will make you invincible! Wear it when not playing, and it will make you irresistible! There is nothing the magic power of badminton cannot do!

There are lots of jokes about drummers, but we're not going to repeat them here. Despite what people say, we believe that drummers are real musicians too. And so, for the drummer in your life, here's the perfect tshirt. (And yes, drummers: if the drummer in your life is you, then go ahead and get it for yourself!)

Make 'em think with this puzzle print t-shirt. If you like word games and mental challenges then give everyone a clue. But only a clue, mind: it's no fun if you give the answer away. And if you can't think of the answer, you could always ask somebody. Imagine that: a t-shirt that can be used as an icebreaker!

You know what? All those brands have got such fancy cool logos, with their swooshes and their stripes and their special curly writing. I mean, any one of them's going to make you look way more attractive, right? So we thought, how could you be any cooler than that? And the answer is, you could be too cool for any logo at all... Ah - you're welcome :)

Here's the t-shirt to make you stand out from the crowd. Most t-shirts only go up to ten. This one goes up to eleven. That's one louder – see? (Did we mention that these go up to eleven?)

Christmas time: mistletoe and wine, dreadful songs drive you out of your mind… but man, people will so insist you have to enjoy it. If you absolutely can't get out of wearing a Christmas jumper, make sure it's this one: holiday cheer up top, with the real message more subtly underneath. Because we both know it's the most wonderful time of the year... from January to November!

Who's to say what normal really is, right? (Well, maybe Gauss, but besides him?) ((Well, there's a formula too, but that's not the point.)) Anyway, assert your right to be normal with this cool, geek-chic print!

Hey, average is nothing to be ashamed of! Average is just fine. Average is - well, it's not exactly good, but it certainly isn't bad! If great is a big ask and excellent's hard work, if outstanding just stands out too much and extraordinary is frankly unlikely, then let's just stick with average. After all, that's where all the normal people hang out. [Also available in a darker version, for pale-coloured shirts.]

Funcdose. Of course, everyone needs a dose of func, right? Confused? Exactly. Or rather, exactly not. If you see what I mean. If you don't see what I mean, try following the arrows... Rearrange the letters... If you like it, wear it. If you still can't get it, just meditate for a while on how confused you are. We promise, it will come to you!

OK, so it's not the fanciest t-shirt in the shop. But that's OK. Maybe OK is your favourite word. Maybe OK is how you're feeling. Maybe you just want a general-purpose t-shirt that answers any question you're asked. Any or none of those reasons is OK. OK?

There's a place in music for the very delicate sounds that the listener has to strain to hear; the subtle tones on the very threshold of hearing. But that's someone else's job. Your job is to do loud: very, very loud music that everyone can hear, whether they want to or not. That's an important skill. Take pride in it. Be loud and proud. Wear this shirt.

Who is STAN? You are STAN. I am STAN. Anyone can be STAN. If you've had enough of acronyms and abbreviations, it's time to STANd up and be counted. Together, we are STAN.

One for the happy astronomers out there. A beautiful full moon and a cute little elephant. What more can we say?

Here at MBiBtYB, we love tennis. Lots of people love tennis. So where are all the tennis t-shirts at? Well, here's one to start you off... you're welcome!

Who's to say what normal really is, right? (Well, maybe Gauss, but besides him?) ((Well, there's a formula too, but that's not the point.)) Anyway, assert your right to be normal with this cool, geek-chic print! For pale t-shirts, look for our alternative version...

SOTBO - it's the word to use when someone's stating the b******* obvious. If you can't stand people moving their mouths without engaging their minds... if the sheer mundanity makes you want to blow your head off, then stop! Put down the gun and wear this t-shirt instead. It's much less messy. Also available as a long-sleeve or sweatshirt - but we recommend the short sleeves if you're struggling to keep your cool among the fools.

To help with your music theory, here are some examples of key signatures. This is genuine *FACT*, all totally reliable and trustworthy information!

You have to have a cool logo. Of course you do. Everyone has to have a cool logo. It's the most important thing there is. Doesn't really matter which cool logo, just so long as it's a cool cool logo. So, uh... insert one here. :-P

For all our German-speaking customers, Hallo! Wie geht's? For all our other customers, welcome to sophisticated slacking. Everyone knows about the mañana culture, but even those hardworking Germans do a bit of procrastination sometimes. Wahrscheinlich Morgen has a great sound, and it looks great too. What does it mean? Probably tomorrow...

Black's a great colour: it's classically cool, it goes with everything and it's very slimming. But you can't just wear black all of the time. Sometimes, your heart is so overflowing with joy that you just have to let everyone know. When that time comes, put on this - your Happy t-shirt. [Also available in grey. In case you don't want to shout it TOO loud]

Ever noticed how some people like to wear university sweatshirts? And often, it's not even a university they've been to! What's that all about? Well, here's one that you can wear in good faith – it's the university of life, and you're a graduate! (By the way, if you didn't study Latin at the University of Life, that fancy motto just means "understanding comes from experience".)

Magna Ra? Magna Ra? What the hell is Magna Ra? Some kind of Latin or Egyptian thing? It looks like a whole load of letters just jumbled up. I bet you could just shuffle the letters around randomly and probably come up with something that made more sense... Oh. I see. D'oh!

Here's the t-shirt to make you stand out from the crowd. Most t-shirts only go up to ten. This one goes up to eleven. That's one louder – see? (Did we mention that these go up to eleven?)

Isn't this what it's all about? All those branded clothes, what are they saying with their logos? We have a suspicion that all they're saying is "Look at me! I wear a cool brand!" So why not cut out the actual brand name and skip straight to the chase? Whether you want to out-cool your mates, or just take a satirical swipe at the whole business, our original t-shirt is the one to wear... if you dare!

You love badminton, you play badminton, you love playing badminton. You want some badminton-themed goodies, but you're tired of the usual sports brands. What you need is something that says badminton. Something that says "I play badminton". Something, in fact, like this...

Did it ever occur to you that brands were used for marking slaves and cattle - and maybe criminals? Funny how, nowadays, we pay to wear a brand on our clothes, don't you think? Not quite the same, of course - no one's coming at you with a red-hot branding iron in the sportswear department, thank goodness - but still... Makes you think, doesn't it?

1984 has been and gone, but there are plenty of people in the world who feel like they're still living there. Be like Winston Smith and make a small subversive statement with this cool t-shirt. (And if you don't know what we're talking about, where have you been hiding? Go out and read the book - it's called 1984!)

Buy good-quality clothes you love. Wear them in. Wear them more. Wear them a lot. In fact, keep wearing them until they're completely worn out. Disposable fashion is not sustainable.

1984 has been and gone, but there are plenty of people in the world who feel like they're still living there. Be like Winston Smith and make a small subversive statement with this cool t-shirt. (And if you don't know what we're talking about, where have you been hiding? Go out and read the book - it's called 1984!)