Monty Python Kids T-Shirts

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Black and White shot of the masterpiece “The Three Graces” from Canova

Holy Hand Grenade Script

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

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Tim the enchanter

Your Mother Was a Hamster

Tis but a Scratch

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Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

The black knight is invincible.

Rabbit of Caerbannog

I move for no man

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail

MPHG

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Black Knight

The black knight always triumphs!

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

unladen swallow

King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

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Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

The Black Night

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!