Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Kids T-Shirts

This statement shirt is Inspired by the MST3K riffed version of The Fire Maidens of Outer Space (episode 416) when Crow T. Robot prayed for a friend and his prayers were answered with the arrival of Timmy!

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Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

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Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

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...as seen on Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Tom and Crow tell you what they really think, with the catchphrase of another fictional critic and the signature move of two real ones.

This statement shirt is Inspired by the MST3K riffed version of The Fire Maidens of Outer Space (episode 416) when Crow T. Robot prayed for a friend and his prayers were answered with the arrival of Timmy!

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Early publicity photo enhanced with a checkered Gizminics background

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Your favorite riffers in a 1930s cartoon style!

Make Stupid Magic Tricks Great Again! Vote Trumpy in 2024! Inspired by MST3K riffed version of Pod People (episode 303) with the potato-loving Trumpy!

Flyin' fightin' men to a certain Red Zone! "I'm Cherokee Jack!" Coleman Francis' favorite air service. "Will flie you anywhere?" Mostly Cuba. In 1961. "Rates prettie reasoneble."

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Inspired by by the 1953 sci-fi schlock film of the same name, made popular thanks to being in an episode of the cult TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000.

As seen on OSI 74! After a hideous car accident DR. CORTNER uses a serum he developed to keep his wife's head alive while he creeps around strip clubs and beauty pageants looking for a new body. This Lovecraftian and very American Frankenstein tale is a staple of late night TV and CULT MOVIE screenings. Presented on CINEMA INSOMNIA, MST3K and other hosted movie programs. This shirt from tee Public features OSI livery and color scheme and is available in a ton of styles for your body. Stickers, mugs, phone cases,and other collectibles available on demand. Proceeds from this shirt go to support independent TV!

Here's this year's MST3K print!

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

A cartoon version of "The Master" from Cult Movie Classic, Manos the Hands of Fate. The Master would approve!

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Voldar is none too pleased with bringing Christmas to Mars. Inspired by "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians", here's a shirt that gets your cranky alienation message across during the happy holidays.