Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Kids T-Shirts

Robot Roll Call

Hey boneheads! Time to sport some Skeleton Crew love!

Science Fiction's most ASTOUNDING story!

Here's my second card piece for MST3K. Tom is, of course, in a dress, and the Queen of Hearts is very appropriate for Tommy. He's very sweet and is always losing his head!

Manos: The Hands of Fate is a 1966 American low-budget horror film. It was written, directed, and produced by Harold P. Warren who also starred in the film. It is widely recognized to be one of the worst films ever made. In 1993, the television comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), a show based on the premise of comedically mocking B movies, featured Manos: The Hands of Fate, helping the film develop a cult status.

A humorous idea inspired from MST3K episode #521 "Santa Claus". A Mexican holiday film favorite depicting Ol' St Nick against Ol' Mr. Pitch. A holy war with goofy overtones!

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Here's Crow from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reimagined as a rubber duck!

Pitch the Devil v. Santa the Claus!

2021 Mystery Science Theater 3000 turkey day celebration shirt featuring Turkey Volume Guessing man

the Trumpy Variant

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With X-4!

Inspired by MST3K riffs during the cinematic treasure that is -- Sidehackers!

The Starfighters Movie Poster (MST3K)

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

All that was left after...

He stripped souls as bare as bodies!

Manos: The Hands of Fate is a 1966 American low-budget horror film. It was written, directed, and produced by Harold P. Warren who also starred in the film. It is widely recognized to be one of the worst films ever made. In 1993, the television comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), a show based on the premise of comedically mocking B movies, featured Manos: The Hands of Fate, helping the film develop a cult status.1

Here's Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reimagined as a rubber duck!

Here's Gypsy from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reimagined as a rubber duck!

Hi Willy!

Inspired by MST3K riffs during the cinematic treasure that is -- Daddy-O!

Gamera is really neat! Shell. Teeth. Eyes. Flames. Claws. Breath. Scales. Fun!!

Crow's little 'hua-hua' song as heard on MST3K episode 421 'Monster A-Go-Go'

"I'M DIFFERENT!"

The Ro-Man Variant

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

They're over here, they're over there!

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain. It's as big as a battleship!

Reptilicus! (Red Scale)

I'm addicted now. If I don't lift, I die.

“Another Buddhist Protesting Motorcycle Helmet Laws”