Parody Theme Park Kids T-Shirts

DANCE! DANCE! DANCE DANCE! DANCE! Move the foot and put the hand all around. Only in DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION in FRONTIEYLAND. GET down and get IT.

OH NOOOO! All the most old time munsters live in the HERMAN MUNSTER! Can you go in Child? Can? I wouldn't.

GO UP THAT MURPHY CHILD> Gooooo up up up in the big big EMPTY. Only on the EMPTY MURPHY. Get it all there. ALL? Yes. Nothing. EMPTY.

The newest addition to our "Band Shirt" collection. Parody of The Stooges.

BUT WHERE DO THE AVOCADOS LIVE??? MARBLES AVOCADOS are the the best for all the Global! The best for aaaaaalllllll the childs! GO to their house. AVOCADO TOAST. Only in the DISNERS COOLTOWN VACAY. Maybe?

Who's a member of the club that WASN'T made for you or me!

Monorail Band t-shirt parody

When your love of Disney and Punk Rock come crashing together!

Churro Dust: Everyone wants snacks.

GET THAT DANCIN CHILDS! Tomorrorland is the most place for the most DANCE. Open the See Holes to see DANCEY MAN. It's the Mikey Jebbson in the SPACE. Seee it NOWWWWWW>

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Be like all the best childs and wear this short with the most PRIDE! You are a DISNER CHILD.

LOOK AT ALL OF THE GLOBAL CHILDS. SNAIL WORMS IS ALL IT IS. CHILDS START IN SNAIL WORMS. CHILDS GONE IN SNAIL WORMS. ALL THE CHILDS ARE SNAIL WORMS AFTER ALL.

Once again- we have done a mashup of one of our favorite bands, with one of our favorite rides.

CHILD! What if the global was the most small?? But what if the child had to go through the MONSTER MOUTH. LITERALLY! GO IN THERE

WOW. SO WET. Get in the tube. Look out the hole. See the wet. Sooooooo wet every where. Go UNDER the WET and see all the things in there! Wald Would!

Make a bold statement of belief with the Grace Mountain Tee, merging retro vibes and a vibrant testament to faith. Perfect for those who cherish spiritual highs and stylish lows.

Acheron (LV-426) Galactic Resort &Theme Park parody design.

Baller + nerdy + magical

Don't deal with the Trader

Forget Madame Tussauds, don't visit Medieval Times, come to the only place that offers Real Celebrity* heads shrunk to the size of your fist. While you're there get a stylish shirt to remember your visit!

Have you ever had to walk off a roller coaster? Instead of doing the walk of shame with your head down. Do it with pride and show everyone that you are the walk of shame champion.

Hey all your Childs with the most headstuff! Get in to FROYO PLACE. You can know SO MUCH HEADSTUFF IN THERE. SOOOOOO MUCH.

Grab a drink and head on the bobsleds

Look out Disnerland, the cool new kid is on the block: DISNER'S COOL TOWN VACAY PLACE. Be one of the cool childs with the very cool shirt. WOW. So cool.

Everyone else wanted Butterbeer, Jurassic Park, Jimmy Fallon and E.T., you just wanted your 2,359th selfie with the new pink castle. There is an Impostor Among Us.

Did you fall victim to losing your soul at the Spooky Island amusement park in 2002? This design is for you!

you've got a Weirdo in me. toy story is such a classic!!

Chills! Thrills! An Astonishing Lack of Reading the Room!