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Episode 33, the one where we learn that there are Land Babies, Sea Babies, Apple Babies, and Story Babies.

Our faces! Our logo! A big yellow snake! What more are you looking for?!

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Episode 24, the one where Max hypes us all up with the badass tale of St. Margaret of Antioch (the 15 year old who stepped on the devil's neck.)

It sure does feel good to be able to have fun and jokes, don't it? From episode 38.

So you want to remember episode 23 (on a dark shirt) and don't know how. This is the shirt for you!

A rather neurotic quote from Hans Christian Andersen, as discussed in episode 17.

So you want to remember episode 23 of the podcast but don't know how-- this is the shirt for you.

Titles from Jay-Z's song "Story of OJ"

One of the best running jokes on Brooklyn 99 - The Name of Amy's Sex Tape: Amy: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed? Jake: Kind, Sober and Fully Dressed. Good news everyone, we found the name of Santiago's sex tape. Amy: It’s not your fault, I was terrible Jake: It’s Not Your Fault, I Was Terrible is also one of your sex tapes. Amy: Uh-oh. I hope it doesn't get too sexual. Jake: Uh-oh I Hope it Doesn't Get Too Sexual title of your sex tape. But seriously, what is taking so long? Also, the title of your sex tape. Judge Marinovich: One more "but," and you will be in contempt. Jake: "One more 'but' and you're contempt," name of your sex tape. Amy: Not even going to touch that. Jake: The Amy San...

Movie parody design

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Inspired by Episode 3, where Max covers the spooky tale "Raw Head and Bloody Bones".

Our favorite punchline from the classic film, Clue, decorated with the six iconic weapons from the game.

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Inspired in The Hobbit

"The Story of us" design

Artwork inspired by the 11th Doctor, Doctor Who.

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Romeo and Juliet - Alternative Movie Poster

The Woman in the Water An illustration based on the legend of the Lady of the Lake for the Encounters with the Imaginary Book 3. This main illustration was also accompanied by a short story. Excerpt: In the middle of her lake, the Lady urges those with dark hearts and cruel desires to gaze into the water. It is not always a sword they see beneath their searching reflection. Some see kingdoms beneath their thumb. Others see a power granted to them without limit. None see the pale swans effortlessly gliding across the surface of the water. The Lady lures the false kings to her breathless depths. The boats return empty. The lady continues to wait.

The Woman and the Swans An illustration based on the legend of the Lady of the Lake for the Encounters with the Imaginary Book 3. This secondary illustration was also accompanied by a short story. Excerpt: And when they fall, as many do in war, she gathers their spirits close and gives them life in the form of the silent swans that drift upon her lake. Together, the Lady and her swans greet the false kings, welcoming them to the icy nothingness of what lies beneath.

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Eve and the Garden of Eden

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I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda."

An undiplomatic Dwarven warrior with delightful hammer technique and a life threatening addiction to pistachio nuts.

We're Alive Mini Logo Chest Pocket Placement suitable for printing on light fabrics (note these shirts and hoodies don't have chest pockets)

Step into the world of heartfelt cinema with my tribute to "The Straight Story," a moving masterpiece by David Lynch. This design captures the essence of Alvin Straight's remarkable journey, offering a visual ode to the film's emotional depth and enduring impact. Pay homage to this unforgettable story that reminds us of the power of human connection and the beauty of life's simple moments. Discover a design that resonates with fans of this cinematic gem, inviting them to embrace the spirit of compassion and resilience.

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Rebel Without A Cause - Alternative Movie Poster

Inspiring quotes by Kirk Douglas.