Wheatley Kids T-Shirts

Wheatley from Portal 2

The Intelligence Dampening Sphere

Wheatley is now in charge

Aperture now brings you the latest Wheatley model for you to have as your personal companion!

Wheatley Laboratories

Everyone's favorite robot

" Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage!"

Aperture now brings you the latest Wheatley model for you to have as your personal companion!

A small baby boy robot ball whom we love.

He's right you know

You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.

The Cake Is A Lie Retro Japanese Portal

Original acrylic painting created in Iron Artist event at Liberty Con 2016

Black Mesa

Phillis Wheatley was a pioneering African American poet whose literary achievements challenged racial stereotypes and paved the way for future generations of Black writers. Despite being enslaved as a child, Wheatley's remarkable talent and perseverance led to her becoming the first published African American author, highlighting her enduring impact on American literature and the fight for equality.

Wheatley is now in charge

One-One from Infinity Train is just Wheatley from Portal and you can't change my mind. They would get along so well.

Aperture now brings you the latest Wheatley model for you to have as your personal companion!

Phillis Wheatley was an African American poet who was born in West Africa in 1753. She was kidnapped and brought to Boston, Massachusetts, at the age of 7. She was enslaved by the Wheatley family, who taught her to read and write. Wheatley began writing poetry at a young age, and her first poem was published in 1767. In 1773, she published her first book of poems, Poems on Various Subjects, Religious and Moral. This made her the first African American and the second woman in the United States to publish a book of poemsShuttle Endeavour in 1992, becoming the first African American woman in space.

It's a lie.

Black Mesa

Phillis Wheatley

How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO

Digital painting of wheatley from the portal series

Portal

Idiot Sphere

Lambda Symbol

inspired by the film Sightseers

Portal.

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Step through the portal in this design for valve's Portal video game series. For science. You monster.

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