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I write because I don't talk so good. A funny writing quote for introverts and awkward people.

"I became a writer to give the voices in my head something productive to do."

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

A minimalist lettering as if written with a brush with the text "Write Without Fear. Edit Without Mercy.". A perfect gift to motivate aspiring writers.

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The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

hay there ..Iam writer

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

I write great dialogue. I just can't speak it.

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

Read More Books / English Teacher Gift

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. Black for light shirts.

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

I'm a Writer What's Your Superpower White funny text

Writing is a hard job and we need credit where credit is due! A great gift for your favorite wordsmith!

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. White for dark shirts.

Hemingway said, "We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master." Let this tee serve as proof of your striving for writing mastery.

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

I'm Not Old I'm Classic Funny Writing Machine Vintage Writer Gift

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Ask Me About My Book I Am A Published Author funny writer

A joke about the rule to not end sentences with a preposition when using the English language. Your English teacher will cringe at this quote: "Prepositions are the wrong part of speech to end a sentence with." It's funny because any grammar expert would know to not use the word with at the end of a thought.

This is the perfect shirt for an writer or author. This Tee says: I am a writer. Anything you say or do may be used in a story! Wear this Tee Shirt proudly at school or library. It makes also a great gift for teachers and students.

Plot Hole - funny writer t-shirt / design

Are you an expert at just scraping by? Proudly 'meh' at what you do? Then this is the tee for you! Introducing our “DECENT occupation design collection—a hilarious nod to all professionals who've turned being average into an art form. Whether you're shopping for a friend, a colleague, or (let's be real) yourself, this tee is a hilarious reminder that it's okay to be perfectly middling. After all, not all heroes wear capes—some just wear shirts that admit they're decent at best.

Some writers love 'em; some hate 'em. But if you're going to use a semicolon, you better know what you're doing.

Future Best Selling Author Funny Girl writer

We Irish, we have a deep sadness." – Chris Griffin, Family Guy

A little encouragement from Hunter S. Thompson. Shouldn't you be writing? Great gift for writers. Excellent gift for literature fans, readers, classic lit fans, lovers of the film Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

Writers write right with images of pencils is a funny design for authors, teachers and students of literature at back to school, birthdays, holidays and graduations.

Not every writer can be a best seller. But who's to say they can't be a best-smelling author?