Knotts Merch

Prior to his career as an actor, Don Knotts was one of the world's leading paranormalists. A student of Thelema and a renounced psychic, Knotts helped London police trap and defeat a vampire that had sought refuge there after World War II. He later won five Emmy awards.

Inspired by the best Halloween Haunt in the country.

The unblinking eye of Don Knotts sees all. He sees the things you've done. He sees the things you are going to do. His wrath will be without mercy.

American classic in TV comedy, Don Knotts, now on your shirt!

The spookiest band in all of Calico!

La Banda mas escalofriante en todo Calico!

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Mashup between Don Knotts & Nosferatu

Since 1960, the Calico Mine has been welcoming guests into its dark tunnels to search for gold. Now you can celebrate that heritage of this classic dark ride!

One of the early cornerstones of Knott's Berry Farm was Cordelia Knott's own jams and preserves. This design is meant to evoke a label for one of those preserves, and remark on how well it has lasted!

Are you nuts for Don Knotts? Well don't Nip it, slip it... on with this great Don Knotts design.

Look into the eyes of genius!

Celebrate all the wonderful uses of that most versatile of berry, the Boysenberry!

punk as shucks

This Knotts Island, NC vintage graphic nautical anchor design is perfect for anyone who loves the beach, being on the water sailing in a sailboat, a fishing boat, or a yacht. Great idea for any sailing, boating, or fishing enthusiast. This Knotts Island, North Carolina boat anchor flag features an old-school sports graphic with a distressed and weathered look to give it more of a retro or vintage look. Get one for your captain, first mate, and ship's crew.

Deputy Fife has just learned one of the secrets of Mayberry, and Sheriff Taylor let's him know, "Mayberry...where some secrets are best keep secret"....illustrated by artist Vance Capley

The town of Calico has always been lively, even when it's a little dead.

Knotts Berry

The Haunted House - One of the Most Memorable Andy Griffith Show Episodes.

vintage threes company

And they used Bon Ami! Attaboy, Luther!

Classic sandwich kid from the Andy Griffith Show.

Funny Barney Fife Head

If you want your blast to last, ride a soapbox racer down to Catnip Junction and pick up some fire crackers!

Barney Fife, as we all know, is the greatest black and white television hero of classic family friendly cinema era. Played by the venerable Don Knotts, he had confidence and swagger in abundance. This is a demonstration....of that swagger. And a demonstration....of my pencil skills. Critiques are welcome, of course.

Ghost towns Billy

Done in Clip Studio Paint, inspired by the Knotts Scary Farm maze Origins: The Curse of Calico

With this fine design, you'll be able to seperate the true fans of The Andy Griffith Show ( And Gomer Pyle USMC ) from the wanna-be's.

I mean, what is there to say.

The official badge of the most cutting edge law enforcement organization in the country....Mayberry!

The classic sign appearing in front of attractions for Knott's Scary Farm

"Don't ever laugh as the hearse goes by, or you may be the next to die..."

Barney Fife Because Real Men Only Need One Bullet

It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.

Based on the Clown Infested maze at Knotts Scary Farm!