Knotts Kids Hoodies

Prior to his career as an actor, Don Knotts was one of the world's leading paranormalists. A student of Thelema and a renounced psychic, Knotts helped London police trap and defeat a vampire that had sought refuge there after World War II. He later won five Emmy awards.

Inspired by the best Halloween Haunt in the country.

The unblinking eye of Don Knotts sees all. He sees the things you've done. He sees the things you are going to do. His wrath will be without mercy.

The spookiest band in all of Calico!

La Banda mas escalofriante en todo Calico!

Mashup between Don Knotts & Nosferatu

Since 1960, the Calico Mine has been welcoming guests into its dark tunnels to search for gold. Now you can celebrate that heritage of this classic dark ride!

One of the early cornerstones of Knott's Berry Farm was Cordelia Knott's own jams and preserves. This design is meant to evoke a label for one of those preserves, and remark on how well it has lasted!

Are you nuts for Don Knotts? Well don't Nip it, slip it... on with this great Don Knotts design.

Look into the eyes of genius!

Celebrate all the wonderful uses of that most versatile of berry, the Boysenberry!

punk as shucks

This Knotts Island, NC vintage graphic nautical anchor design is perfect for anyone who loves the beach, being on the water sailing in a sailboat, a fishing boat, or a yacht. Great idea for any sailing, boating, or fishing enthusiast. This Knotts Island, North Carolina boat anchor flag features an old-school sports graphic with a distressed and weathered look to give it more of a retro or vintage look. Get one for your captain, first mate, and ship's crew.

Deputy Fife has just learned one of the secrets of Mayberry, and Sheriff Taylor let's him know, "Mayberry...where some secrets are best keep secret"....illustrated by artist Vance Capley

Knotts Berry

The town of Calico has always been lively, even when it's a little dead.

The Haunted House - One of the Most Memorable Andy Griffith Show Episodes.

vintage threes company

Classic sandwich kid from the Andy Griffith Show.

Funny Barney Fife Head

If you want your blast to last, ride a soapbox racer down to Catnip Junction and pick up some fire crackers!

The official badge of the most cutting edge law enforcement organization in the country....Mayberry!

Done in Clip Studio Paint, inspired by the Knotts Scary Farm maze Origins: The Curse of Calico

Ghost towns Billy

"Don't ever laugh as the hearse goes by, or you may be the next to die..."

With this fine design, you'll be able to seperate the true fans of The Andy Griffith Show ( And Gomer Pyle USMC ) from the wanna-be's.

I mean, what is there to say.

The classic sign appearing in front of attractions for Knott's Scary Farm

Barney Fife Because Real Men Only Need One Bullet

It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.

Retro Nip It In The Bud!

Funny Griffith Show Vintage

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Don Knotts as Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show

This Knotts Island boat anchor and rope design is perfect for anyone who loves going to this area or being on the water in a fishing boat. Great idea for anyone who loves fishing on the North Carolina coast.

Does your boss trust you? Would he give you less than you needed to do a job? Maybe, like Barney, you're good and one bullet is all you need!