Absolutely I Would Not Long Sleeve T-Shirts

CPR Trainer: Would you like to try next? Dwight: Absolutely I would not.

Would you like to try next? Absolutely I would not.

Would you like to try next? Absolutely I would not.

A tee-shirt of passive resistance.

Slavoj Zizek I would prefer not to.

Embrace the humor of low ratings with our 'People, One Star, The Worst, Would Not Recommend: Funny Human Rating' tee. This design humorously showcases a one-star rating for humanity along with the caption 'The Worst' and 'Would Not Recommend.' Ideal for those with a dark sense of humor, customer service workers, and hospitality professionals, this tee resonates with introverts who can relate to the sentiment of 'I hate people.' Whether you've experienced challenging interactions or simply appreciate a touch of sarcasm, this tee delivers a humorous take on mankind. Perfect for sparking conversations, this tee captures the essence of a 'dark sense of humor' while celebrating the resilience of customer service workers and introverts.

People Not A Big Fan, Funny Introvert Life.

Adulting, one out of five stars, would no recommend. This design is the perfect way to show how you feel about adult life. Pick one up today or give one as the gift.

WWJD? ... not THAT

Embrace the humor of low ratings with our 'People, One Star, The Worst, Would Not Recommend: Hilarious Human Rating' tee. This design humorously showcases a one-star rating for humanity along with the caption 'The Worst' and 'Would Not Recommend.' Ideal for those with a dark sense of humor, customer service workers, and hospitality professionals, this tee resonates with introverts who can relate to the sentiment of 'I hate people.' Whether you've experienced challenging interactions or simply appreciate a touch of sarcasm, this tee delivers a humorous take on mankind. Perfect for sparking conversations, this tee captures the essence of a 'dark sense of humor' while celebrating the resilience of customer service workers and introverts.

I would prefer not to

I NEVER SAID THAT meme Jesus Christ WWJD

I Hate People

Friends font-based design fitting for adults who don't like adulting. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also doesn't like adulting. Design is also fitting for International Day of Older Persons (October 1st).

Let the world know that you *sniff* would prefer not to.

Imran Khan. ((Warning)): Any attempt to copy, reproduce, or distribute this design without permission is strictly prohibited.

I hate people are one of the best gifts you can give someone. Surprise someone with this great tee. Or maybe gift yourself, who knows. Choose your color & size, then purchase this I hate people, people, one star, offensive & people suck merchandise.

This is a fun I Would Prefer Not To design.

I Would Prefer Not to

Embrace the choice: 'I Would Prefer Not To' tee. Autonomy, polite refusal, individuality.

I Would Prefer Not To

This shirt is for the skeptics, the weirdos, the ones who don’t follow the crowd. If someone invites you to a scrapbook making party and you think “I’d prefer not to”, or an obnoxious guy won’t stop bugging you at a bar and you think “I’d prefer not to”, or maybe you just don’t want to do anything on Saturday night, then this shirt is for you.

I Would Prefer Not to

From Herman Melville's classic short story, "Bartleby, the Scrivener." "I Would Prefer Not To," in white, distressed, retro-style lettering. For when you'd just rather not. Resist!

warn the younger generations! this is a good gift for 18 yr olds or 21 yr olds for their birthday.

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If You Knew What I Know About The Power of Giving, You Would Not Let a Single Meal Pass Without Sharing It In Some Way. Quote design for Buddha lovers and people that are interested in the ways of the Buddhism.

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YOLO JK BRB Jesus

A funny design for people who do not like to socialise. If you hate people then show off the fact with this sarcastic design.

I Would Prefer Not To - Nerdy Intellectual Design

I SAW THAT Jesus meme WWJD

If Work Was Not An Issue I Would Be Diving Right Now

Repeating text design fitting for adults who don't like adulting. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend, or girlfriend who also doesn't like adulting. Design is also fitting for International Day of Older Persons (October 1st).

I would prefer not to. Minimal style.