Curmudgeon Long Sleeve T-Shirts

We may come off as ill-tempered, grumpy, salty, and curmudgeonly. But it’s just that time has worn away our patience. It’s true that we don't suffer fools gladly. We would just like for you to please unsubscribe us from your issues. We are The Society of Cranky Old Men.

overloaded. yup.

we would all fall off

Skeptical cat in vest, bow tie, and glasses, with a notebook and pencil has a very quizzical look on his face. He’s not going to believe everything he is told. He wants proof.

I'm just not using it today.

Simple white letters on black background: "grumpy uncle". Is it all an act? Or are you TRULY grumpy? Maybe that's something known only to you.

I've never been this old before.

I caffeinate and glower

so, you'll have to settle for sarcasm

The sheep are lying

a lot more serotonin, to deal with this.

Doesn't mean I'm ready to do things

Express yourself.

I really don't...

I can't keep up

So get off my lawn!

A tribute to a multi-faceted man.