Curmudgeon Magnets

This is a funny design for a grandfather or any other grouchy old geezer in your life. Or for yourself if you are a proud of being a curmudgeon.

Blackletter gothic letters: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the cantankerous, the grumpy, the grouchy, and the absurd. Available in other colors.

Captain Curmudgeon design for those who embrace being grumpy and being curmudgeon.

This is a funny design for a grandfather or any other grouchy old geezer in your life. Or for yourself if you are a proud of being a curmudgeon.

Perfect for every possible incarnation of the curmudgeon, be it crusty, cranky, grouchy, surly, extra salty, or good ol’ grumpy old man. While it's true that he may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

This is a funny design for a grandfather or any other grouchy old geezer in your life. Or for yourself if you are a proud of being a curmudgeon.

Blackletter gothic letters: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the cantankerous, the grumpy, the grouchy, and the absurd. Available in other colors.

Perfect for every possible incarnation of the curmudgeon, be it crusty, cranky, grouchy, surly, extra salty, or good ol’ grumpy old man. While it's true that he may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

He may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

Simple white letters on black background: "aspiring curmudgeon". I'd prefer you somewhere other than my lawn, you kids!

GET OFF MY LAWN!!

We may come off as ill-tempered, grumpy, salty, and curmudgeonly. But it’s just that time has worn away our patience. It’s true that we don't suffer fools gladly. We would just like for you to please unsubscribe us from your issues. We are The Society of Cranky Old Men.

Simple white letters on black background: "cantankerous". Curmudgeons and grumps and grouches, unite! Drink a toast to "bah humbug" and "get off my lawn" and practice your muttering to keep your hand in.

Sometimes you just need a Whiskey. Scotch or Bourbon — and actually several. Why? Because People. Inevitably, almost every time you get this irritated and pissed off it’s because why? Because People. Yeah, you are a little salty, a smidge crusty — maybe even a curmudgeon. But why is that? Because People.

Mr Grumpy will see you now. Then again, maybe he won't.

Captain Curmudgeon design for those who embrace being grumpy and being curmudgeon.

Curmudgeons never apologize, never explain, and are always a little grumpy.

Curmudgeon In Training

Ill-tempered, difficult, surly, cranky, salty, crusty, grumpy, grouchy, and curmudgeonly are how we are often described. But the truth is, stupid stuff just irritates us and we don’t suffer fools well. Here’s the deal, we’ll stop being annoyed when people stop being annoying. Join the Society of The Easily Annoyed!

Ho ho ho-my god would you knock it off with the carols and the holiday cheer already?

Yeah, that makes me a boomer, but I've lived longer than you have.

Simple white letters on black background: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

When it comes to John Wayne quotes, I figure the more curmudgeonly, the better.

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld & Ian Byers.

Simple black letters on white background: "CURMUDGEON". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

is not as good as plain old stupidity

Simple black letters on white background: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

Simple white letters on black background: "CURMUDGEON". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

For all the reluctant participants out there, who need something to wear during the not so happy holidays. Bah humbug, as they say.

It's Christmas All Year around with this sweet MEH Elf apparel! Holiday Curmudgeon to express your feeling for the holiday season. Novelty fun Christmas art. Makes a unique and fun Birthday, Holiday and White Elephant gift idea. Perfect for the office party and Holiday gatherings. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

Halloween curmudgeon here for the Boos

Great shirt funny Sassy Extra Salty T-Shirt. Do you love a Snarky Pun Curmudgeon Shirt? Great shirt funny Sassy Extra Salty T-Shirt. Do you love a Snarky Pun Curmudgeon Shirt?

Simple white letters on black background: "grumpy old lady". Sometimes you just have to embrace who you're becoming, wild hair, eclectic fashions, and all. Get off my lawn, you kids. I'm a curmudgeon and don't care who knows it.

Just Say No To Encores! We just want to go home. Listen, we all love music and concerts, especially right now because I'm missing them a lot. When we get back to a bit of normalcy, we must all band together and tell bands & musicians: Quit it with this fake go off the stage and then come back to play crap. Play your additional 1-3 songs at the end of the regular set and be done with it

The word "Mamihlapinatapai" allegedly refers to "A look that without words is shared by two people who want to initiate something, but neither start" or "looking at each other hoping that either will offer to do something which both parties desire but are unwilling to do."

this is my day off