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This funny sarcastic animal t-shirt is the perfect gift to a ironic friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend who loves unicorns, rainbows and sarcastic quotes. Featuring the phrase Outside I’m Fab inside I’m Sad with a ironic and cute unicorn.

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Add a touch of humor to your funeral plans with this quirky design. Featuring the text „At my funeral throw the bouquet off my casket into the crowd to find out who goes next,” this design is sure to elicit a chuckle or two. Perfect for those with a lighthearted approach to life, this design is available on a range of products including t-shirts, stickers, and phone cases. Grab yours today and bring a smile to everyone’s faces!

A small child is riding in the front seat with a cop. Because the child has committed his 3rd strike. a very 1950s style illustration.

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Born to die life and death full circle A pessimistic way of looking at life.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

A circle has no points, and neither does life.

The turkey kids show up at Thanksgiving looking for their mother

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EVERY LIVING THING DIES ALONE - Dark Nihilist Humor Design

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Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen, November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield was an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liners humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. His breakout film role came in 1980 as a boorish nouveau riche golfer in the ensemble comedy Caddyshack, which was followed by two more successful films: 1983's Easy Money and 1986's Back to School, and with a rare dramatic role in 1994's Natural Born Killers as an abusive father.

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Embrace the quirky charm of anxiety with our collection of witty and relatable quotes. Perfect for the anxiety warrior in your life, our shirts blend humor and self-awareness, promoting mental health advocacy and awareness. Wear your struggles proudly, sparking conversations about therapy, anxiety, and mental wellness wherever you go. Join the movement and spread the message of mental health awareness with our anxiety-themed apparel.

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Dark Humor Is Like Food, Not Everyone Gets It, Junk Food, Pizza & Hamburger

Dark Humor Is Like Food, Not Everyone Gets It, Junk Food, Pizza & Hamburger

Best Dark souls T-shirt & Accessories you can give as a gift to your loved ones.

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You can do it, Just hang in there :)

I WORKOUT BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE CAKE - Funny Gym Wear Design

If you have a passion for chemistry you need to purchase this cool cartoon Technically The Glass Is Always Full Chemistry Science tee for a party, laboratory class or buy it for a chemistry teacher or a science student. This hilarious shirt features cartoon test tube filled with water and air and says Technically The Glass Is Always Full. The tee is suitable for a chemistry lover, chemist and a science lover with sense of humor.

I'm very sober and very, very bored!

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

Kill My Enemies // Ladybird Book Parody

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This cool Rubik's Cube shirt design will highlight your cubing and speedcubing skills and is a great conversation-starter! If you are looking for a fun Rubik’s Cube cuber shirt, Rubik’s Cube clothing, Rubik’s Cube Gifts, or any other Rubik’s Cube Merchandise, then Cool Cube Merch is the right place for you! Find our entire selection at https://coolcubemerch.com/