Existential Anxiety Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Simple white letters on black background: "PLEASE SAVE YOUR QUESTIONS UNTIL THE END". The end of the day? The end of the universe? Only you get to decide but basically, no questions. Leave me alone.

This humorous design features a pensive frog sitting on a lily pad with the existential question "Is this all there is?" Perfect for animal lovers, fans of philosophical humor, and anyone who occasionally ponders the bigger questions in life.

This humorous design features a panda munching on bamboo, questioning "Eat, sleep, repeat. Should there be more?" Perfect for animal lovers, fans of ironic humor, and anyone who occasionally contemplates the meaning of life.

This relatable design features a cat gazing out the window with the caption: "Another day, another existential crisis." Perfect for cat lovers, fans of ironic humor, and anyone who occasionally feels a bit overwhelmed by the world.

Gift yourself or someone you love a cool product with this dark sarcastic quote!

Sartre portrait and quote: Quand les riches se font la guerre, ce sont les pauvres qui meurent.

Everything feels backwards

Nothing like a nice coffee in the morning to ease the existential dread and anxiety. This zombie is never better. Perfect for your next Halloween party this spooky season.

The Hinterland, India ink drawing, A4, done with a dip-nib pen, with some final touches from a liner style india ink pen.

"My City Driven by Fire Into the Sea" India ink drawing by Brian Benson on Studioline board, by Brian Benson, approx A4, c1993. http://www.backbrain.co.uk

Hang In There It Gets Worse

This funny t-shirt is the perfect gift to a anxious friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves memes and sarcastic quotes. Featuring the phrase Relax It's Just a Panic Attack with a anxious and cute pufferfish. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

Nothin’ says lovin’ like existential bread from the oven

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Existence Is Absurd / Original Nihilist Design

A5 sized ink drawing, from about 1998, by Brian Benson. A bigger scan and more products coming soon.

For those days when your spirit animal is a literal rock, this design perfectly captures your mood with a blend of humor and existential dread.

Lost boy

An ouroboros fish creature trapped in a loop of its own existence.

Lost Child

This cool and funny t-shirt is perfect for those who love funny puns and are always anxious. Featuring a flying skull on fire in a grunge graphic style, with the quote "I'm on fire today".

Life Is An Illusion

your new favorite mental break sticker

what's the meaning of pizza?

The meaning of life frontwards or backwards. Philosophy in small print.

Man made horrors beyond your comprehension.

Whimsical bomb with a bondage leg, lighted, and ready to explode on a retro sunset background. This is a funny reminder that in life shit happens, No matter how things look bad, knowing it could even be worse. Perfect for anyone who wants to spread love, peace, and good vibes, but with a twist of existential dread that's funny and sarcastic. Nihilism is the way to live in this world of sadness.

Black and white design when you're angsty but still cute.

A cheerful spin on a stark reality - can't say when or how but you can't deny we're all going to die

Bearly existing is a cute design with bear holding a coffee having a existential crisis. Vintage and minimalistic design

Bearly existing design with a tired bear with a coffee in his hands. barely existing play on words

Find humor in adversity with our ironic design, perfect for those who embrace dark humor and find motivation in the absurdity of life.

Add a dose of dark humor to your wardrobe with our witty tee, designed for those who know that sometimes laughter is the best medicine, even when things seem bleak.

thank you bag but for those of us with unmedicated anxiety.

Hang In There It Gets Worse