Funny Sarcastic Sayings Long Sleeve T-Shirts

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “All Those Who Believe in Telekinesis Raise My Hand” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

Sub Woofer T-Shirt. Funny Dog Submarine Joke Shirt for dog, puppy and submarine fans everywhere. Original Sub Woofer Shirt Design featuring funny doggo pupper in submarine artwork.

You Are Fake News T-Shirt. Funny Fake News Quote Shirt for politics and fake news fans everywhere. Original You Are Fake News Shirt Design featuring classic star rainbow artwork.

Fun Fact I Dont Care Funny Quote

"I've Tried To Stop Swearing But I Cunt": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges the struggle to curb swearing habits with a bold and irreverent twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Crybaby Of The Year T-Shirt. Cool Cry Baby Shirt for crybabies and crying fans everywhere. Original Crybaby Of The Year Shirt Design featuring classic crybaby artwork.

Another fine day ruined by responsibility. Black on Light.

Beer For Breakfast T-Shirt. Funny Alcohol Drinking Drunk Shirt for people still hungover from the night before and fresh beer fans everywhere. Original Beer For Breakfast Shirt Design featuring funny beer mug cartoon artwork.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither

No Hablo Fucktardo Vintage Text Blue

Funny sarcastic phrases design

I'm Not Always A Smartass Sometimes I'm Asleep

"Shit Show Crew Member": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive humor, this design humorously acknowledges the chaotic and unpredictable nature of being part of a "shit show" crew, celebrating the camaraderie amidst the chaos. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Loch Chess Monster T-Shirt. Funny Chess Player Gift Shirt for Chess players, chess lovers and loch ness monster fans everywhere. Original Loch Chess Monster Shirt Design featuring funny loch ness monster playing chess artwork.

Special Ops Triceratops T-Shirt. Funny Dinosaur Military Shirt for Dinosaurs, Special Ops and Triceratops fans everywhere. Original Special Ops Triceratops Shirt Design featuring funny Triceratops in special ops gear artwork.

Demotivational but sadly true

I Could Agree With You But Then We'd Both Be Wrong Funny Vintage Retro. Funny sarcastic sayings.

Shell Yeah T-Shirt. Funny Snail Shirt for snail, slug and garden creature fans everywhere. Original Shell Yeah Shirt Design featuring cool cute snail with sunglasses artwork.

2020 not great. Would not recommend. At least there is always a great wine to relax us enough to get through these bad times. Get your glasses of wine, maybe even cocktail, beer, whiskey, tequila, vodka or moonshine and have a toast for a better 2021.

I've Got Heels Higher Than Your Standards.

-Are you a very literate person and can not stand people speaking illiterate? This is the perfect design for any smart intelligent who is into grammatically correct speech and has good sense of humor. Great gift for those who are into grammar and others to be aware about it. -If you are a literate clever person who is into sentence structure, linguistics, syntax and all these kinds of things, buy this shirt for yourself or as a gift for a friend or family member right now! Show how you silently correcting our grammar.

This is a humorous quote for anyone who loves funny sayings, sarcasm and has a unique sense of humor. Featuring the quote If You Dont Want A Sarcastic Answer, Dont Ask Me. Perfect for anyone who loves humorous quotes, and loves to laugh.

Add some fun to your wardrobe with this "Eggs In Cake" design or give it as a perfect gift

Highway To The Friendzone T-Shirt. Funny Friend Zone Meme Shirt for those who have been friend-zoned and friendzone fans everywhere. Original Highway To The Friendzone Shirt Design featuring classic dangerzone style artwork.

and beaming like the sun

Probably late for something funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

If you want to let people know a subtle hint, try this design!

First rule of Stupid

Have you ever burst into a room and shouted 'Here I am!! What are your other 2 wishes'? It can't just be me.

after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF

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FUNNY SAYINGS / I’M JUST A GIGOLO TSHIRT AND APPAREL

Who needs pants anyway? If you are a fan of sarcasm, funny sayings, of just hate trousers you're going to need this shirt! Funny, sarcastic, rude humor graphic design t-shirt. Politically incorrect, sometimes offensive but always funny tee shirts that tell the world exactly how you feel without actually saying a word. No Pants Are The Best Pants vintage, distressed, retro, faded look Tee. For the mischevious, up to no good, troublemaker in your life. Buy seven or eight of these t-shirts for yourself or get them as a unique gift for birthdays, parties, or any holiday or occasion. Remember, when ordering your Funny, Sarcastic, or Witty T Shirt to order a size up if you prefer a looser fit.

I’m Not Bossy, I Just Have Leadership Skills

Some People Just Need A Pat On The Back Funny Sarcastic Sayings Gift. This some people just need a pat on the back funny sarcastic sayings novelty gift design is about the support, pushing someone in the right direction, what ever direction that might be. Everyone needs a little humor and sarcasm. This Some people just need a pat on the back unique funny and sarcastic design features graphics of one pictogram figure pushing another off a cliff with the funny saying: Some people just need a pat on the back.

Someday i'm going to eye roll myself into another dimension