Funny Sarcastic Sayings Magnets

Funny Sarcastic Men Says Oh Look Nobody Gives A Shit Funny Sayings

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Funny Sarcastic Shirts If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Definitely Will Shirts With Sayings Funny Quotes

I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

A funny saying about indecisiveness - Kind of Want to Change the World, Kind of Want to Take A Nap

The perfect design for that person who's always sarcastic. I'm Not Always Sarcastic. Sometimes I'm Sleeping. Some say sarcasm stems from an attitude problem. Others say sarcasm is a sign of high intelligence. Either way, sarcasm is an art.

I don't mean to push all your buttons I'm just looking for mute

Sarcastic Humor That Awkward Moment

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

This cute sarcastic t-shirt with funny saying "Not Today Satan, But Let's Keep in Touch" is perfect for when you need a little sarcasm in your life.

Drugs: Winner Of The War On Drugs T-Shirt. funny drugs Shirt for drugs, war on drugs fighters and dank weed fans everywhere. Original Drugs: Winner Of The War On Drugs Shirt Design featuring funny drug artwork.

Your Little Ray of Sarcastic Sunshine Has Arrived

Allergic to people print

sorry not sorry

I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day

Beaming like the sun.

Sarcastic saying "Underestimate Me, that'll be fun", funny saying.

If you met my family you would understand funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

If you can't say anything nice about anyone come sit with me and we'll make fun of them together funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Bitch i will put you in a trunk and help people look for you stop playing with me funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Beach Please T-Shirt. Sun Summer Funny Sayings Shirt for sun, sand and sea fans everywhere. Original Beach Please Shirt Design featuring classic beach vacation summer artwork.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I’m Not the Type of Person You Should Put on Speakerphone” design on apparel and gifts.

Go ahead and tell him your problems, he can play all night!

after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF

A penny for your thoughts seems a little pricey funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Funny Sarcastic Shirts If My Mouth Doesn't Say It My Face Definitely Will Shirts With Sayings Funny Quotes

I don't know. I don't care. I don't give a f--k!

beaming like the sun!

funny donut quotes

I suck at apologies so unfuck you or whatever

Holy Roller T-Shirt. Jesus Roller Skates Skating Shirt for Holy Skaters, rollerskaters, christians and Jesus fans everywhere. Original Holy Roller Shirt Design featuring classic Jesus on Roller skates funny artwork.