George Costanza Long Sleeve T-Shirts

These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!

Everybody's talkin' at me...I can't hear a word they're sayin'....

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....a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

Newman / 90s Aesthetic Fan Art Design

It's Oooh as in oohooh-ahah

Serendipitous Sitcom Celebrate the Unpredictable Comedy and Memorable Moments of Seinfelds on a Tee

It's Not You It's Me

Monk's Café is a fictional coffee shop from the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. The exterior of Tom's Restaurant on the corner of West 112th Street and Broadway, near Columbia University, is often shown on the show as the exterior of Monk's, though the interiors were shot on a sound stage.[1] The restaurant consists of a number of booths, tables, and a counter. Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer normally sit in the first or second booth from the entrance.

I'll be at Jerry's with the crew if ya need me. Only true fans will know this address without you telling them.

Vampire Weekend Father of the Bride style shirt that says "we're living in a society," from Seinfeld.

It's the truth tho.

Kenny Bania is a fellow comedian with whom Jerry frequently comes into contact on the New York City comedy circuit. He is a "hack" standup comedian, much loathed by Jerry. Bania is portrayed by Steve Hytner.

Beat the machine.

"Your body of work in this field is unparalleled."

Just sitting around here, with some boxers, tank top, and put my feet up.

It may not be a passionate doodle, but it's a doodle damnit!

A condominium complex in Florida

Kruger Industrial Smoothing is where George worked in Season 9 after losing his job at Yankee Stadium. Headed by Mr. Kruger, the company is known for botching up the Statue of Liberty (hence why it's still green). Their motto, according to George, is "We don't care, and it shows." The company is known to be very disorganized and unprofessional. Mr. Kruger even hired George just because they needed someone badly. This design features a nice vintage effect with lots of wear and tear, so if you want to look like you've been in the industrial smoothing game for years, this shirt is your ticket.

Elaine Dancing Viral Meme. Perfect gift for the Seinfeld obsessed, meme lover in your life, or yourself! Check out our store for similar content.

Relive the hilarious moments of Seinfeld. This features the names of the legendary comedy show's stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, Kramer, and George Costanza in bold, eye-catching letters. Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply love to laugh, this is the perfect way to show your love for the classic television show.

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Logo parody reveals the theme of the show

Uncle Leo -- Retro 1990s Aesthetic Design

This fashionable design is sure to make a statement and put a smile on everyone's face! Combining elements of humor, intelligence, and elegance, this design is sure to turn heads and give onlookers a good laugh. With its sarcastic composition and humorous twist, this design is the perfect way to add a bit of fun to your wardrobe!

Just send the soup back.

It's chocolate, it's mint, it's delicious!

Home of the big salad.

We don't care and it shows.

"It's not a lie... if you believe it" - George Costanza; from Seinfeld

"Hey, how about this…ketchup and mustard in the same bottle? "

An off-OFF Broadway experience.

Remember Jerry ... It's Not A Lie... If You Believe It

"Cosmo Kramer, you are the Assman"