Hoarder Long Sleeve T-Shirts

You will never have enough plants, you know it, but this is a simple way to prepare your family, friends, and strangers on the street as you create your jungle.

Funny blue satin bowerbird design perfect for Aussie bird nerds and fans of Australian wildlife. Makes a great gift for birders, bird watchers, twitchers, ornithologists as well as a funny present for hoarders and people who like to recycle.

life is better with plants, you know it, now tell the world

Are your spirits lifted to new heights with the addition of a new begonia? Then you know this shirt's for you!

One can never have too many plants. We need more plants. Send plants, please.

Does nothing bring a smile to your face like a new cactus? This shirts for you!

Hey, you. You should buy more dice. After all, you need dice in order to play the game and dice are the best tools for building character. Based on my casual obsession with small rolly rocks with numbers on them for all of my D&D games.

It's Not Hoarding If Your Shit Is Cool

Any seamstress, tailor, quilter and any other fabric lover knows (rather sooner than later!): Whoever dies with the most fabric wins! More (also female/male versions) in my shop!

i need to unwind

Unleash the laughter with our exclusive T-shirt featuring a whimsical green Dragon guarding its colorful hoard of RPG dice. Because, let's be honest, it's not hoarding if it's dice! 🐉🎲 Grab yours now and level up your tabletop style!

Oh, I'm just a casual fan of gold. Just a few coins here and there. Nothing too crazy.

Are African Violets your thing? Show the world why you have so many...

Keep Calm And Wait For Dr. Zasio!

Merch for your favorite plants! Designs for plants if they were bands. Grungy retro hard rock design for the Snake Plant fans.

Hoarders

Listen, listen, I need it. You can't tell me it can't make me happy when it clearly does. Just let me have this one thing...and maybe that too.

This design is perfect for book lovers who struggle with managing their ever-growing book collections.

Toilet Paper Hoarders Union Local No. 2.

Keep Calm & Wait For Matt Paxton!

This hamster needs more food. A cool gift for pet lovers.

plants make life, well, just plantastic! Isn't that fantastic!?!

Great gift for the hoarders of books. Bookworms, readers, librarians alike. Great geek gift for your brother or sister.

If you know someone with a serious cable hoarding problem... then this is a funny design for them. A fun design for gadget lovers and tech nerds, who all need a big box of cables just in case.

Red Polyhedral Dice Set

the zombie apocalypse is coming, and when i does you will be the best dressed individual around