Hoarder Tapestries

Little fragon with a yarn hoard!

Little Miss Hoarder

Behold, a design for all you dragon-lovers out there. A fiery guardian broods over his hoard. "Well, thief! Come and help yourself again - there is plenty and to spare!"

Help your grandpa save precious items like VHS tapes of workouts he never did, various wires with out-of-date IEEE standards, and an entire collection of commemorative plates from QVC.

I'm not a hoarder, I just have too many memories in my stuff

& Lo his name was Karen

For plant collectors. Plant hoarders written with plants in pots wrapped around the wording.

For knitting and crocheting lovers

For the Pyrex hoarders out there...are you one of us? Funny play on the historic British Keep Calm and Carry On message of 1939. Colorful mixing bowls replace the usual crown, and the text is made to look like the embossed mark on the bottom of glass Pyrex dishes. Vintage kitchen glassware collectors will love this design!

For all those dice hoarders out there! (like me) Originally painted in watercolors.

A mashup of a tv show and a movie poster.

A mashup of a tv show and a movie poster.

If you have a large collection of videotapes in your home that is on the verge of swallowing you whole, you may have become infected with VHS. Video Hoarder Syndrome is a sickness for which there is currently no vaccine. It may be contagious. Cinephiles are urged to keep a safe distance from those who are infected.

I need a bigger craft room

Do you or someone you know have a desire to collect lots of shoes? This Shoe Addict Shirt - I Have A Genuine Need For Lots Of Shoes Funny Caterpillar Shirt is for you! Let everyone know you genuinely NEED to have lots of shoes.

A little collie can't stop collecting crap and finds it impossible to throw anything out! A funny gift for dog lovers and Hoarders.

Little fragon with a plant hoard!

A funny antiquing gift for an antique collector who likes to buy vintage items for their collection of old art and other items. A cute antiques dealer present.

This cute house plant is reminding you to have confidence and beleaf in yourself!

Toilet paper hoarder

if it's all cool stuff

Hoarder of Dice Dragon Print

It's not hoarding if it's plants: a modern design that will surely please plant lovers. White text version.

I'm the curator of an extensive craft supply collection!

Perfect for all those vinyl lovers!

If you're surrounded by wall-to-wall videotapes in your home, you probably have a bad case of VHS -- Video Hoarder Syndrome. For serious tapeheads with a videotape addiction, the first step is admitting you have a problem. Make this your first step.

Your loot. hand it over.

If you are a massive dice hoarder GOOD NEWS, if you own more than 50 Dice Set, you ARE A DICE GOBLIN!!! this artwork is made JUST FOR YOU!!!

Straight outta Toilet Paper

Book lover: I rescue books trapped In The Bookstore I'm NOT A Hoarder I'm a Hero in retro/ funky text

step to the moon

Should I move to a bigger house?

You love cats and are proud of it! Cute fuzzy cats with those adorable innocent fluffy faces, you just love them all! This is the perfect gift for cat lovers, kids, men or women, a mom or dad, grandma, auntie or anyone with pet cats, rescue cat? hoarder? Your cats aren't just finicky and condescending, they're family, they need no one, but you! We all know that one person who is crazy in love with every cat including Bombay, Siamese, Maine Coon, Cat, Burmese, Calico, Angora this is for you, Hoarder

Represent the Company!

Watercolor paintings of Sansevieria Trifasciata plants. Pattern design by illucalliart.

This is for you