Jorts Long Sleeve T-Shirts

This cat is dressed comfortably and fashionably in some jorts.

Let your bro know that you appreciate his sick jorts...bro.

dost thou not harbor a healthy fear of the jorts??

i find your lack of jorts disturbing

Who doesn't?

Were jean shorts really that bad?

During the '70s something weird happened... ok a lot of weird stuff happened, but please, focus. Out of nowhere, people started cutting the legs off of their favorite jeans, creating jean shorts, or what would eventually be known as jorts. The results were a mixed bag as Cousin Daisy looked pretty smoking and your dad just looked like a dork, but nonetheless, jorts quickly became a lifestyle and a dedicated publication was needed to cover this new subculture, both good and bad. Thus, Jorts Illustrated was born and the jorts lifestyle was finally officially recognized by society, even if frequently ogled and mocked roundly.

Do NOT put margarine on Jorts!

All proceeds from sales of this design will be donated to the Idaho Humane Society.

THX, and the " TH" stands for Thicc. Original design by Shann Graham

ask not what your jorts can do for you. ask what you can do in your jorts

tis the season. break em out

The Jorts House: a three-headed spiraling bear creature from France.

Office sensitivity training design for colleagues of Jorts the cat.

Funny Cat Lover

Become Unbutterable - Jorts and Jean,

UAW Merch With Jorts And Jean

Embrace the spirit of the ‘90s with our “Dream Big Wear Jorts 90’s Inspired” t-shirt, featuring a playful and nostalgic design. This tee encourages you to dream big and rock those classic jorts with confidence. Crafted from premium materials for comfort and durability, it’s the perfect addition to your retro-inspired wardrobe. Whether you’re reminiscing about the ’90s or embracing the timeless fashion of the era, let this t-shirt be your stylish companion.

Jean pockets filled with critters and flowers. Hand-painted in gouache on blue paper.

Open door policy? Purrr-get-it!

Have you ever wanted to be as relaxed as this Jort listening to his tunes? Me too. Unfortunately, I have to settle for printing him on merchandise.

Ginger cat in classic loaf pose

Derek is a mutant surf bro with a stoked attitude who lost his limbs from surfing in radioactive oceans. He loves serving party punch while pumping Hall & Oats at his banger bonfire parties on the beach. Hand drawn art by Matthew Richard Harris.

Emus are kind of terrifying by themselves, but give them human legs and double jorts? That's the stuff of nightmares.

I don't even know what this is, I just drew it to confuse my friend. Hope you enjoy!

What is this? It's a giraffe neck with human legs on both sides, wearing jorts and crocs. Why? No idea.

a place for denim