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I do not like money, I like thing I can buy with money

This quote humorously personifies money by suggesting that while it has the potential to communicate, the person's experience is that their money consistently "talks" in the form of spending and saying farewell.

This quote humorously portrays the person as a skilled budgeter who discreetly observes money vanishing from their accounts.

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This witty quote suggests that despite financial setbacks, the person views them as valuable learning opportunities rather than losses.

I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet

This humorous quote playfully portrays the credit card as a magical tool that has the uncanny ability to make money vanish into thin air.

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This quote humorously reframes the idea of being financially challenged by suggesting that the person is simply in a preliminary stage of becoming wealthy.

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When you're only interested in making money, with absolutely no strings attached!

Funny money quote: I'm financially fit. My wallet, not so much.

Henrik Ibsen quote: “Money may be the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; servants, but not loyalty; days of joy, but not peace or happiness.”

This humorous quote playfully suggests that whenever money comes into sight, it disappears as quickly as seafood on a diet, highlighting the tendency to spend money eagerly.

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"Just shut up and give me my money"

This lighthearted quote draws a parallel between the person's underutilized savings account and an unused treadmill, highlighting their intention to save money but not actively doing so.

This lighthearted quote humorously depicts the piggy bank as a therapeutic confidant, highlighting its role as a nonjudgmental listener for financial woes.

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This quote humorously portrays the person's dedication to their budget, suggesting a one-sided relationship where the budget isn't aware of its role in the person's financial decisions.

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Who controls money controls the world.

Now let me just keep saying it until the relationship actually becomes mutual...

Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her; If you can bounce high, bounce for her too, Till she cry “Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you! F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. The novel’s epigraph features this poem. Gatsby wore the metaphorical ‘gold hat’ – surrounding himself in grandeur – to attract Daisy.

Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her; If you can bounce high, bounce for her too, Till she cry “Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you! F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. The novel’s epigraph features this poem. Gatsby wore the metaphorical ‘gold hat’ – surrounding himself in grandeur – to attract Daisy.

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This quote humorously implies that the person relies on internet searches and past mistakes for financial guidance instead of a professional advisor.

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Were only in it for the money

"I can't afford to waste my time making money" is a quote by Swiss naturalist 'Agassiz, Jean Louis Rodolphe' (1807-73)

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