Monty Python And The Holy Grail Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the Dennis, the educated peasant.

He is a killer...look at the bones man!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the poor falsely accused witch. They dressed her up like that. It's not her nose. It's a false one.

Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.

The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

Death by Rabbit

I hope you like it!

Taunting French Guard I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

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A Silly Pixel Art Adventure

perfect with the rest of King Arthur's costume!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s Minstrels… And there was much rejoicing. “yay”

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“ Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul and so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived ! Bones of full 50 men lie strewn about it’s lair, so brave knights if you do doubt your courage, come no further ! For death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.”

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

Tim The Enchanter. John Cleese in Monty Python and the holy grail.

Tablet

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

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And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Arthur: “What manner of man are you who can summon up fire without flint or tinder ?” Tim: “I…am an enchanter.” Arthur: “By what name are you known ?” Tim: “There are some who call me…Tim” Arthur: “Greetings, Tim, the enchanter.”

This isn't my shirt it's a false one.

If only they had paid attention to the sign

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“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No System For A Basis Of Government

When you don't actually have horses...

The greatest of taunts for all pig-dogs.

Monty Python Mean Girls