Monty Python Long Sleeve T-Shirts

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Elderberry Wine

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

One must arm themselves against bunnies.

Stylized, naive art of a swallow bird in a flight, The eye of the swallow is a reference to The Eye of Horus

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Cross, open bible, holy grail and vine.

A gothic and organic floral design with the phrase "Holy Grail," which refers to something wanted yet unlikely to be reached. It serves as a reminder that you should have a motivating goal for your life. Now available on a variety of products. Get your gear right away!

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Mayhem in Mercia

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

For the keepers of the sacred words. Inspired by the Knights Who Say Ni, this shirt looks nice and is not too expensive.

monty python and the holy grail

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

The Gnostic Templars protect the Holy Grail to this day. Not many people know that the Holy Grail is a bloodline.

Really, I'm Fine...

She turned me into a newt

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

Église Sainte-Marie-Madeleine de Rennes-le-Château or the Church of Saint Mary Magdalene, is a church in southern France believed to be one of the possible locations of the Holy Grail.

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Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

The Gnostic Templars protect the Holy Grail to this day. Not many people know that the Holy Grail is a bloodline.

The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

They look for the Holy Grail after they are told to by God. The movie at first may seem like nonsense and a silly parody, but in reality,“Monty Python and the Holy Grail” demonstrates the truth of the Middle Ages, feudal hierarchy, and other topics we have discussed in class.

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

Tis just a flesh wound

Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.