Office Stapler Long Sleeve T-Shirts

As found in the offices of Initech.

"The Red Stapler" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

red stapler from an office space

"I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it."

Michael Bolton / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Design

Stapler

Initech Office Space

This is the system I imagine they use over there. Even today. In 2016.

I'll Set The Building on Fire...

Funny Office Space Red Stapler Pattern

Milton and his red stapler, with "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta." Lyrics from the Geto Boys song in the movie Office Space (1999)

an original design of Dwight's stapler in jello from The Office.

Milton Waddams and his famous quote before burning down the building in Office Space.

Meme - I Believe You Have My Stapler - Funny Office Joke Statement Humor Slogan Quotes Saying

What the f**k does that mean?!

Milton

no talent ass clown

Office Space

Everyone loves Bill Lumbergh, he's the best boss at Initech.

Illustration Milton Believe You Have My Stapler.

As found in the offices of Initech.

An original design of Dwight's stapler in jello from The Office.

Office Space

A mashup idea I had a while back and never got around to it. I imagine working at cobra would be the worst.

The Bobs. Bob and Bob

Stop putting my things in Jello!

Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss.

Anatomy of a Stapler

Black and white illustration of a stapler.

Office Space Aesthetic 1990s Fan Design

Peter Gibbons / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

Milton / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

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For the people that love their staplers.