Plant Killer Long Sleeve T-Shirts

hey wanna come back to my place and die? We all have been there or know someone who just loves their plants to death. We all have killed a plant or two for one reason or another. Sometimes we are just too excited about getting a new plant no matter what and end up killing them in our care.

I'm not allowed to anymore plants.

Got bad luck with plants in yo garden or house? Dude you should wear this shirt and give them fair warning

Are you a killer of plants but can’t stop buying them? Yeah, me too.

Plant Murderer

hey wanna come back to my place and die? We all have been there or know someone who just loves their plants to death. We all have killed a plant or two for one reason or another. Sometimes we are just too excited about getting a new plant no matter what and end up killing them in our care.

Cute original digital collage art illustration of a chihuahua who has a black thumb. The chihuahua isn't good with her bonsai tree.

"Embrace the bittersweet journey of loving your plants, even when they have a knack for wilting. Our Plant Lover, Plant Killer, tee is perfect for those who pour their heart into every leaf, only to find themselves in a perpetual cycle of green grief. This shirt is a badge of honour for the resilient plant parent who refuses to give up, despite the occasional setbacks. Wear it proudly and let the world know: you may have a black thumb, but your love for plants still blooms.

I just over water?

Lil grim reaper harvesting the plants that were killed with kindness and/or neglect

For those like me that have black thumbs

A plant killer cat. He just loves them so much. Ideal for cat owners that need to deal with the daily struggle of being a plant and cat parent.

Plant Killer Society- Littleton

Do you love Juicing? If you're into healthy living and drinking your vitamins this is the perfect fit for you. This Juicing T-shirt design with funny text and Fruit Juicer graphic is an awesome gift for any health/fitness enthusiast. Perfect for anyone who loves drinking their fruits, vegetables, pineapples, oranges, berries, strawberries! Order now & get your new favorite Juicing themed tee shirt or gift it to family & friends! Great present for men, women, kids, father, son, daughter, boyfriend, girlfriend, birthdays, Christmas, Thanksgiving and more!

Do you love Juicing? If you're into healthy living and drinking your vitamins this is the perfect fit for you. This Juicing T-shirt design with funny text and Fruit Juicer graphic is an awesome gift for any health/fitness enthusiast. Perfect for anyone who loves drinking their fruits, vegetables, pineapples, oranges, berries, strawberries! Order now & get your new favorite Juicing themed tee shirt or gift it to family & friends! Great present for men, women, kids, father, son, daughter, boyfriend, girlfriend, birthdays, Christmas, Thanksgiving and more!

Do you love Juicing? If you're into healthy living and drinking your vitamins this is the perfect fit for you. This Juicing T-shirt design with funny text and Fruit Juicer graphic is an awesome gift for any health/fitness enthusiast. Perfect for anyone who loves drinking their fruits, vegetables, pineapples, oranges, berries, strawberries! Order now & get your new favorite Juicing themed tee shirt or gift it to family & friends! Great present for men, women, kids, father, son, daughter, boyfriend, girlfriend, birthdays, Christmas, Thanksgiving and more!

Do you love Juicing? If you're into healthy living and drinking your vitamins this is the perfect fit for you. This Juicing T-shirt design with funny text and Fruit Juicer graphic is an awesome gift for any health/fitness enthusiast. Perfect for anyone who loves drinking their fruits, vegetables, pineapples, oranges, berries, strawberries! Order now & get your new favorite Juicing themed tee shirt or gift it to family & friends! Great present for men, women, kids, father, son, daughter, boyfriend, girlfriend, birthdays, Christmas, Thanksgiving and more!

Do you love Juicing? If you're into healthy living and drinking your vitamins this is the perfect fit for you. This Juicing T-shirt design with funny text and Fruit Juicer graphic is an awesome gift for any health/fitness enthusiast. Perfect for anyone who loves drinking their fruits, vegetables, pineapples, oranges, berries, strawberries! Order now & get your new favorite Juicing themed tee shirt or gift it to family & friends! Great present for men, women, kids, father, son, daughter, boyfriend, girlfriend, birthdays, Christmas, Thanksgiving and more!

Do you love Juicing? If you're into healthy living and drinking your vitamins this is the perfect fit for you. This Juicing T-shirt design with funny text and Fruit Juicer graphic is an awesome gift for any health/fitness enthusiast. Perfect for anyone who loves drinking their fruits, vegetables, pineapples, oranges, berries, strawberries! Order now & get your new favorite Juicing themed tee shirt or gift it to family & friends! Great present for men, women, kids, father, son, daughter, boyfriend, girlfriend, birthdays, Christmas, Thanksgiving and more!

Do you love Juicing? If you're into healthy living and drinking your vitamins this is the perfect fit for you. This Juicing T-shirt design with funny text and Fruit Juicer graphic is an awesome gift for any health/fitness enthusiast. Perfect for anyone who loves drinking their fruits, vegetables, pineapples, oranges, berries, strawberries! Order now & get your new favorite Juicing themed tee shirt or gift it to family & friends! Great present for men, women, kids, father, son, daughter, boyfriend, girlfriend, birthdays, Christmas, Thanksgiving and more!

Do you love Juicing? If you're into healthy living and drinking your vitamins this is the perfect fit for you. This Juicing T-shirt design with funny text and Fruit Juicer graphic is an awesome gift for any health/fitness enthusiast. Perfect for anyone who loves drinking their fruits, vegetables, pineapples, oranges, berries, strawberries! Order now & get your new favorite Juicing themed tee shirt or gift it to family & friends! Great present for men, women, kids, father, son, daughter, boyfriend, girlfriend, birthdays, Christmas, Thanksgiving and more!

Do you love Juicing? If you're into healthy living and drinking your vitamins this is the perfect fit for you. This Juicing T-shirt design with funny text and Fruit Juicer graphic is an awesome gift for any health/fitness enthusiast. Perfect for anyone who loves drinking their fruits, vegetables, pineapples, oranges, berries, strawberries! Order now & get your new favorite Juicing themed tee shirt or gift it to family & friends! Great present for men, women, kids, father, son, daughter, boyfriend, girlfriend, birthdays, Christmas, Thanksgiving and more!

Plant Killer I'm Responsible for so Many Deaths

♫ I’ve come to talk with you again ♫

A playful, hunting black cat hiding behind leaves. Stalking from the wilderness, he is ready to attack, hunt or kill. A cute kitty design perfect for cat lovers.

Killer plant poisonous carnivore pattern with poison ivy, plants and daffodils.

The essence of a commitment to a plant-based diet is articulated here in just 8 simple words. Spread the message by displaying this quote, together with this Orca Mom & cute calf.

The essence of a commitment to a plant-based diet is articulated here in just 8 simple words. Spread the message by displaying this quote, together with this Orca Mom & cute calf.

♫ I’ve come to talk with you again ♫

Time to open a vein

Always hungry.

This skull still life came to me in a dream. Maybe it was my mind's way to telling me I am a house plant killer.

design for the blackest of black thumbs.

Dark soul of zombie fantasy illustrations

Join our Plant killers club!

Brace yourself for a comic-style encounter with an angry killer tomato in this captivating artwork. With bold lines and vibrant colors, the tomato's sinister expression leaps off the page, infusing the scene with dynamic energy.