Probed Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Who isn't ready for some alien loving?

You wanna put what where? Scared gray alien getting a taste of his own medicine.

An alien encounter unlike any other.

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Genesis Streetwear - Probed Female TEE

I would do what he says unless you're into that sort of thing. No one will judge you.

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why did they do it i do not know 👽 👽

Who Wants To Get Probed

I Have Been Probed Alien Abduction - Funny t-shirt by Ricaso

Aliens have physically examined me using cold instruments.

The often imitated and pirated, this is the original design. It's printed in high-resolution with crisp imaging. What do aliens and sonographers have in common? If you run into either in a professional sense, chances are you're going to be probed. Funny shirt for the ultrasound tech in your life, a student, or people who appreciate aliens.

strange things are orbiting uranus!

This little guy can really get under your asteroid but don't let him.

ABDUCTEE tee by Telesto Society