Retro Birthday Sayings Long Sleeve T-Shirts

"Dad Est 2022" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or Father's Day, particularly for husbands who became fathers in 2022. It humorously indicates the establishment of someone as a dad in the year 2022, adding a playful and commemorative touch to the design. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Dad Est 2024" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or Father's Day, particularly for husbands who became fathers in 2024. It humorously indicates the establishment of someone as a dad in the year 2024, adding a playful and commemorative touch to the design. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"I Eat Drywall" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, jokes, and potentially offensive undertones, it humorously suggests a bizarre or unconventional dietary habit, playing on absurdity and shock for comedic effect. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Dad Est 2024" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or Father's Day, particularly for husbands who became fathers in 2024. It humorously indicates the establishment of someone as a dad in the year 2024, adding a playful and commemorative touch to the design. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

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"Dibs On The Redhead": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or St. Patrick's Day 2024 gift for men, women, and kids. With humor and Irish motifs like shamrocks, this design humorously lays claim to the attention-grabbing allure of redheads, adding a playful twist to the celebration of Irish culture. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"It's All Shits And Giggles Until Someone Giggles And Shits" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and joke, it humorously suggests that a situation can go from amusing to embarrassing or messy very quickly, adding a playful and irreverent twist to the unpredictability of life's humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"I'm A Freaking Ray Of Sunshine" graphic tee: This outfit choice is a blend of funny, sarcastic quotes, sayings, and memes, suitable for both men and women. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or as gift ideas, it embraces offensive adult humor with an ironic twist. The phrase humorously juxtaposes the wearer's self-perception with the reality of their humorously blunt or sarcastic demeanor.

"I Hate Both Teams" graphic tee: A humorous outfit featuring quotes, sayings, and memes suitable for men, women, and kids. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or as gift ideas, it's ideal for various sports events like football, basketball, baseball, soccer, and hockey when you don't support the teams playing or simply dislike sports altogether. This tee adds a funny twist to expressing sports indifference.

"Dibs On The Redhead": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or St. Patrick's Day 2024 gift for men, women, and kids. With humor and Irish motifs like shamrocks, this design humorously lays claim to the attention-grabbing allure of redheads, adding a playful twist to the celebration of Irish culture. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Let The Shenanigans Begin!": A sarcastic and funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or St. Patrick's Day 2024 gift for men, women, and kids. With humor and Irish flair like shamrocks, this design playfully anticipates the commencement of lighthearted mischief and fun-filled antics, embodying the spirited essence of Irish culture. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Let The Shenanigans Begin!": A sarcastic and funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or St. Patrick's Day 2024 gift for men, women, and kids. With humor and Irish flair like shamrocks, this design playfully anticipates the commencement of lighthearted mischief and fun-filled antics, embodying the spirited essence of Irish culture. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Prone To Shenanigans And Malarkey": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or St. Patrick's Day 2024 gift for men, women, and kids. With Irish humor and shamrock motifs, this design humorously embraces the playful tendency for mischief and nonsense, reflecting the light-hearted spirit of Irish culture. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"I'm A Freaking Ray Of Sunshine" graphic tee: This outfit choice is a blend of funny, sarcastic quotes, sayings, and memes, suitable for both men and women. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or as gift ideas, it embraces offensive adult humor with an ironic twist. The phrase humorously juxtaposes the wearer's self-perception with the reality of their humorously blunt or sarcastic demeanor.

"Bruh": A funny quote and saying graphic, ideal as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men, women, and kids, especially gamers and brothers. With humor and meme vibes, this design playfully captures the laid-back "bruh" culture, resonating with gamers and siblings alike in a humorous and relatable way. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Elevate your gaming wardrobe with our "Gamer" emblem t-shirt – a minimalist masterpiece that speaks volumes with a single word. This shirt is the embodiment of gaming pride, designed for those who live and breathe the gaming lifestyle. The sleek and clean design features a bold, stylized "Gamer" typography, creating an iconic emblem that resonates with the simplicity and power of gaming culture. The letters are subtly embellished with digital circuit patterns, adding a touch of futuristic flair to the classic moniker.

"And Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You're Still Talking" - A funny quote and saying that appeals to both men and women, perfect as a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and sarcasm, it may be offensive to some, yet it cleverly expresses the exasperation felt when someone continues talking despite obvious disinterest. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"My Superpower? I Can Look You Dead In The Face" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, and joke, it humorously suggests that the ability to maintain a straight face while confronting someone could be considered a superpower, adding a bold and irreverent twist to the concept of special abilities. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come": A humorous quote and saying perfect for birthdays or Christmas, catering to the witty and sarcastic humor appreciated by both men and women, particularly those who identify as introverts. This design playfully acknowledges the reluctance to attend social gatherings, resonating with individuals who prefer solitude over socializing. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"I Whisper WTF To Myself At Least 20 Times A Day" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and sarcasm, it humorously expresses the frequent bewilderment or disbelief experienced in daily life, adding a relatable touch of humor to mundane moments. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

🎮✨ "GGG" - Good Game, in retro gaming style! 🕹️💫 Score style points with this playful design that celebrates the classic sign-off after a victorious round. 🌟😄 Whether you're conquering pixels or making a statement, this tee is your winning move. 🚀👾 It's not just clothing; it's a nod to the camaraderie of the gaming world and a timeless symbol of sportsmanship. 🎁🏆 Level up your wardrobe, wear it with pride, and let everyone know that in the game of style, you're always the MVP. GG, fashionista! 🌈 #GoodGame #RetroGamingStyle #FashionVictory

"Vagitarian": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or Father's Day 2024 gift idea for men. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, rude undertones, puns, and dad jokes, this design humorously plays on the term "vegetarian," adding a provocative twist and sparking laughter with its witty wordplay tailored for dads. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Eat Sleep Beat My Meat" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious addition to your outfit. Packed with jokes, memes, quotes, and sayings suitable for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions. Ideal gift ideas for men who appreciate offensive adult humor and a sarcastic touch. Elevate your fashion with this unique tee, designed for those with a bold sense of humor and a cheeky attitude!

"Proud Mother Of A Few Dumbass Kids" - A funny quote and saying suitable for women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or Mother's Day. With humor and a touch of sarcasm, it playfully suggests that the mother takes pride in her children despite their mischievous or foolish antics, adding a humorous and affectionate twist to the design for wives and mothers who appreciate lighthearted humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Proud Mother Of A Few Dumbass Kids" - A funny quote and saying suitable for women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or Mother's Day. With humor and a touch of sarcasm, it playfully suggests that the mother takes pride in her children despite their mischievous or foolish antics, adding a humorous and affectionate twist to the design for wives and mothers who appreciate lighthearted humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Let The Shenanigans Begin!": A sarcastic and funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or St. Patrick's Day 2024 gift for men, women, and kids. With humor and Irish flair like shamrocks, this design playfully anticipates the commencement of lighthearted mischief and fun-filled antics, embodying the spirited essence of Irish culture. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Our "Ma Mama Mom Bruh Funny Mother's Day" Design is a funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or Mother's Day 2024 Gift idea for women

"I Pee In Pools" graphic tee: A humorous outfit for both men and women, featuring funny, sarcastic quotes, sayings, and memes. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or as gift ideas, it embraces offensive adult humor. Ideal for summer holidays and swimming, the phrase adds a playful twist, acknowledging a common but often unspoken behavior with a touch of irreverence.

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Introducing our hilarious "Not Today Satan" funny T-shirt, a perfect blend of humor and style! This quirky design combines quotes and adult humor, making it an ideal outfit for those who appreciate a good laugh. Whether you're searching for a unique birthday or Christmas gift idea, or simply want to stay on-trend with a novelty tee, this shirt is a must-have. The sarcastic touch adds an extra layer of wit, making it a standout choice for him, her, or your funny friends. Embrace the offensive yet amusing side with this Jesus-themed shirt that will undoubtedly turn heads. Get ready to showcase your sense of humor with this trending and cleverly designed piece!

Introducing our "Fun Fact I Don't Care" T-shirt – a hilarious and trendy outfit designed for those who appreciate witty quotes. This novelty tee makes a perfect gift idea for birthdays or Christmas, adding a touch of humor to any occasion. Whether you're shopping for him, her, or friends with a penchant for sarcasm, this design is sure to stand out. Embrace the offbeat and let your outfit speak volumes with this funny and possibly offensive statement piece that's bound to turn heads. Stay on-trend and make a statement with this cleverly crafted and laugh-inducing T-shirt!

"Pee On Me" graphic tee: A bold outfit choice for both men and women, featuring funny, sarcastic quotes, sayings, and memes. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or as gift ideas, it embraces offensive adult humor. The phrase may allude to various interpretations, but it typically signifies a willingness to defy social norms or provoke reactions, adding a daring edge to your wardrobe.

"Dibs On The Redhead": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday, Christmas, or St. Patrick's Day 2024 gift for men, women, and kids. With humor and Irish motifs like shamrocks, this design humorously lays claim to the attention-grabbing allure of redheads, adding a playful twist to the celebration of Irish culture. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Eat Sleep Beat My Meat" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious addition to your outfit. Packed with jokes, memes, quotes, and sayings suitable for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions. Ideal gift ideas for men who appreciate offensive adult humor and a sarcastic touch. Elevate your fashion with this unique tee, designed for those with a bold sense of humor and a cheeky attitude!

"Not Today Satan" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, joke, meme references, and a nod to Jesus, it humorously implies defiance or resistance against temptation or negative influences, adding a playful and irreverent twist to the concept of facing challenges or temptations in life. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"I'll Be In The Garage" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, or Father's Day, especially for husbands who are mechanics. With humor and a nod to their love for working on cars, it implies that the husband will spend his time in the garage tinkering with vehicles, showcasing his passion and dedication to his hobby, adding a playful and relatable touch to the design. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.