Samuel Clemens Long Sleeve T-Shirts

“Suppose you were an idiot And supposed you were a member of Congress But I repeat myself” -Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) Draft manuscript (c1881) quoted by Albert B. Paine in Mark Twain: A Biography (1912) p724

Author and humorist Mark Twain (portrait by Chris Schweizer)

It's a funny quote by a famous American author that boils down to "what you heard is not what I meant". Great shirt for book nerds, book lovers, bookworms, people with a sense of humor and fans of Samuel Clemens

Quote by Mark Twain about cats, illustrated by a very literary cat :)

A funny yet thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist who is also known as Samuel Clemens. When you think about it, funny as it sounds, it is true. The quote reads, "A round man cannot be expected to fit a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape". Great gift idea for people who like quotes that make you think.

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2019 is the two hundred year Anniversary of the establishment in 1819 of the city of Hannibal in the Missouri Territory as it was then called. Our design uses the old United States flag, the Missouri State Flag and the current United States Flag. All unique artwork is created by us at our Studios. All designs are owned by us and are Trademarked and copyright.

Oh Hi Mark, upon a portrait of great American author Mark Twain. Great gift for writers, novelists, authors and/or fans of the absurd glory that is The Room.

How smart is a cat? Smart enough to teach it any crime. The quote reads, A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. Great for people who are fans of the great American humorist and satirist also known as Samuel Clemens.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. He was lauded as the "greatest humorist [the United States] has produced", and William Faulkner called him "the father of American literature".

This quote by a famous American author and satirist, also known as Samuel Clemens, comes from the author's personal journals and is appropriate for Valentine's Day. Though better known for humor, he had numerous thought provoking sayings like this.

Meaningful #quote by a famous American author. #Twain makes us think twice about questioning other people's religion.

2019 is the two hundred year Anniversary of the establishment in 1819 of the city of Hannibal in the Missouri Territory as it was then called. All unique artwork is created by us at our Studios. All designs are owned by us and are Trademarked and copyright.

It's a quote by Samuel Clemens that says, What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. Great gift for people who like funny quotes, book nerds, book lovers, bookworms, people with a sense of humor and fans of #MarkTwain.

A thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist, also known as Samuel Clemens. Perfect for #ValentinesDay or any time you think of love. The analogy to #fishing also makes it appropriate for people who love to fish. The quote reads "When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain".

An thoughtful quote on physical versus moral courage. A quote by a famous American author and humorist, #MarkTwain. Great shirt for bookworms, historical buffs, fans of thought provoking quotes and Samuel Clemens.

A thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist also know as Samuel Clemens. The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it. This is especially true in government.

Thoughtful #quote on lies by a famous America author.

Funny quote about an unknown woman. Great for people who like Americana type art, and parrots. Gift idea for vintage art lovers and people who like parrots and oddly humorous quotes.

Leave it to Mark Twain to make even the question of citizenship funny

Let this little quote inspire you to eat the frog first.

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Humorous, yet thought provoking quote from a classic. Written by a famous American author, #MarkTwain The book shows his typical wit and satire during his personal account of a trip at the equator. Great for bookworms, book enthusiasts, and fans of classic American writers.

Caricature by Henry Drae

2019 is the two hundred year Anniversary of the establishment in 1819 of the city of Hannibal in the Missouri Territory as it was then called. All unique artwork is created by us at our Studios. All designs are owned by us and are Trademarked and copyright.

Thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist who is also known as Samuel Clemens. You can take it multiple ways, so true that once a lie is out there, it's so hard to reveal it as a lie. Great #gift idea for people who like #quotes that make you think.

Mark Twain portrait and quote: “If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything,”

Leave it to the great Mark Twain to encapsulate the artistry of nature in just five words, reminding us that we all have much to learn from Mother Nature, architects and everyone else!

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Pop art of Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), one of the most clever and inspirational writers.

Mark Twain Sketch Atlas

Mark Twain (1835-1910), US author and novelist. Mark Twain was the pen-name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens. Twain's most famous novels include 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer' (1876), 'Adventures of Huckleberry Finn' (1885), and 'A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court' (1889). Twain, an inventor and friend of the physicist Nikola Tesla, took a great interest in science and technology. Twain was also much sought after as a featured speaker. His autobiography was published 100 years after his death, and became a best-seller. Photographed by the A. F. Bradley photographic studio of New York, USA, on 20 May 1907.

This is a quote by a famous American author and satirist, also known as Samuel Clemens. The author is known for his classic witticisms that ring true as in this warning to not tell fish stories. For anyone who likes to fish, bookworms, book enthusiasts, book clubs, and fans of classic American writers.

Another thought provoking quote by Mark Twain. The quote reads, “A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory”. Does anyone really believe they have a clear conscience?

It's a quote by MarkTwain/Samuel Clemens that says, Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Funny quote that reminds us that sometimes it's best not to argue with foolish people since you might make yourself look silly, too. Great gift for book lovers, people who like funny quotes, and fans of that famous American author, humorist and satirist.