Sarcasm Retro Horror Vintage Funny Long Sleeve T-Shirts

mid century modern artwork

Horror Movie 80's Retro Funny Paper Making Boat Tutorial

I loved it when mum used to read me this story before bed.

*** Limited Edition *** My First Road Rage - Vintage Dark Humour. Buy two or more for your family and friends to save on shipping! Also available on many other products ( mask, sticker, t-shirt, mug, and many more )

"You boys go outside and play with your knives!"

Playing card in the standard 52-character card deck.

I speak fluent sarcasm with vintage colors . speaking in a sarcastic way is one of the most essential tools of survival in the world in this generation , specially in the internet world when you go through memes and commenting on them with funny and sarcasm. Being a charismatic person requires high levels of sarcasm and a great Shirt to show how fluently in sarcasm you are.

inspired by "the Shining"

The real reason Jack fell down and broke his crown?

*** Limited Edition *** How To Bury People - Vintage Dark Humour. Buy two or more for your family and friends to save on shipping! Also available on many other products ( mask, sticker, t-shirt, mug, and many more )

"This has been the greatest Summer ever!" exclaimed Johnny

Dark Arts & Crafts

Perfect for the horror movie fan!

Bone saw and stethoscope sold separately.

The Annual Paper Boat Race Funny 80's Horror Movie Retro Poster

And on that farm he had a.......demonic goat?

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Who invited this guy?

Run kids, run!

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

Slow Down

A small child is riding in the front seat with a cop. Because the child has committed his 3rd strike. a very 1950s style illustration.

While generally an anti-social student, Billy displays great enthusiasm on the sports field.

A delicious treat for when you're cruising Amazonian lagoons.

"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

I'm running out of patience for your BS.

Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids, they witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Independent, cynical, and disaffected — they are DEFINITELY up to something.

Respect your elders! Or they may rise from the dead & curse you and everyone you love.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

"I can't do that, I'll be expelled!"

I'm dead inside coffin character

It's Weird Being The same Age As Old People

Funny Cute 90's Retro Cult Movie Gamer Mascot Parody Mashup

These recipes really get the kids involved with the cooking process!

"Who are you? Where's the pizza man?" Exclaimed Timmy.

Do NOT mess with anyone in this club!