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I write because I don't talk so good. A funny writing quote for introverts and awkward people.

Because bringing coffee and reassurance to the Doctor just gets you written up in the files.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

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Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

A minimalist lettering as if written with a brush with the text "Write Without Fear. Edit Without Mercy.". A perfect gift to motivate aspiring writers.

Abraham Hollingsworth was an author who suffered momentous writer’s block. In 1957, he penned the internationally acclaimed The Moral Decline Of African Mountain Apes and was hailed as a triumphant new literary voice. Ten years later, the world was still waiting for his follow-up novel and in 1970, Hollingsworth’s publisher finally decided to sack his under-performing butt. In 1987, the thirty-year mental-block was seemingly ended when Hollingsworth released his second novel, however it turned out to be an abridged version of his first novel. He has been in self-imposed exile ever since.

Book Author Design that reads: "I'm A Writer Anything You Say Or Do May Be Used In A Story". That's just right for a Novelist who loves writing books.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

"I became a writer to give the voices in my head something productive to do."

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

Anything you say incorrectly can and will be used against you.

I write great dialogue. I just can't speak it.

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Writers are the ultimate superheroes. They create and decimate all with a stroke of a pen or key. Give the writers in your life a little emotional boost with this awesomely funny writer t-shirt design.

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

A little encouragement from Hunter S. Thompson. Shouldn't you be writing? Great gift for writers. Excellent gift for literature fans, readers, classic lit fans, lovers of the film Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. White for dark shirts.

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

I'm a Writer What's Your Superpower White funny text

Dost Thou Even Hoist T-Shirt. Do You Even Lift Meme Shirt for Lifting, Gym and Shakespeare fans everywhere. Original Dost Thou Even Hoist Shirt Design featuring William Shakespear with muscles artwork.

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. Black for light shirts.

Every bookworm and book lover will tell you that there's no such thing as too many books. The best home is one where every room has at least one stack of books. Perfect design for your book loving friend or bookworm family member.

Yak Kerouac

I'm Not Old I'm Classic Funny Writing Machine Vintage Writer Gift

Funny design perfect for writers who love to make their readers cry. It can also be given as a funny gift to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or relative who also loves to write. Design is also fitting in time for International Writer's Day (March 3rd).

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Not every writer can be a best seller. But who's to say they can't be a best-smelling author?

Ask Me About My Book I Am A Published Author funny writer