Avoid Magnets

Steer clear of this stylish design!

That pesky Noid.

Avoid The Noid - The Flop House

You are not my type, avoid me!

face mask for nature lover

Remember Domino's mascot from the 80s and 90s, The Noid? Well remember to Avoid the Noid!

AVOID THE NOID shirt

This is Warriors Quotes XI, I hope you like it!!

That pesky Noid.

Good advice for certain people (or creatures).

Monochrome version of Avoid Lighthouses print.

I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda."

This design contains the illustration of a fat unicorn with a different colored mane and the saying: "I Try To Avoid Things That Make Me Fat, Like Scales, Mirrors And Photographs" in a vintage retro 80s style.

I didn't even get a chance to lose any weight!

Anyone who's looking for a funny and sarcastic Valentine's Day design will love this one! Funny holiday joke that tells everyone to give them their gift early! If you've been looking for funny valentine's day gifts for your friend or family that's sarcastic and funny, you've found it!

Camping With Great Dane To Avoid Stress

A funny gift idea for people who despise horror movies. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a tee-shirt, mug, hoodie, etc.

A funny gift idea for people who despise horror movies. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a tee-shirt, mug, hoodie, etc.

Better not get this guy annoyed!

Let people know how you think about the Covid-19 pandemic. The Coronavirus quotes shirt is the perfect gift for Christmas, Birthday, Easter, Father's Day and Mother's Day. Stay home!

Panhandle Behavior.

Avoid

Oh right, the pit of despair.

Fun fact: The Noid was voiced by Pons Maar, who also played the lead Wheeler in the terrifying "Return to Oz" movie!

Add some fun to your wardrobe with this medical student design or give it as the perfect gift to a medical student in need to look special in medschool!

avoid negative people duck style black

Camping With French Bulldog To Avoid Stress

Buy "That What I Do I Read Books I Avoid People And I Know Thing" now! and competitive price with various colors and to choose. by hand with care using state-of-the-art printing presses and ink. Fits like a glove. Not really, we just got all new men's and women's tees that have a much more modern fit. Click our store "Rene Malitzki" for more designs and style options.

Buy "That What I Do I Read Books I Avoid People And I Know Thing" now! and competitive price with various colors and to choose. by hand with care using state-of-the-art printing presses and ink. Fits like a glove. Not really, we just got all new men's and women's tees that have a much more modern fit. Click our store "Rene Malitzki" for more designs and style options.

Buy "That What I Do I Read Books I Avoid People And I Know Thing" now! and competitive price with various colors and to choose. by hand with care using state-of-the-art printing presses and ink. Fits like a glove. Not really, we just got all new men's and women's tees that have a much more modern fit. Click our store "Rene Malitzki" for more designs and style options.

Buy "That What I Do I Read Books I Avoid People And I Know Thing" now! and competitive price with various colors and to choose. by hand with care using state-of-the-art printing presses and ink. Fits like a glove. Not really, we just got all new men's and women's tees that have a much more modern fit. Click our store "Rene Malitzki" for more designs and style options.

Dear introverts, I love you.

Buy "That What I Do I Read Books I Avoid People And I Know Thing" now! and competitive price with various colors and to choose. by hand with care using state-of-the-art printing presses and ink. Fits like a glove. Not really, we just got all new men's and women's tees that have a much more modern fit. Click our store "Rene Malitzki" for more designs and style options.

It's kinda... tiring

Avoid Common Drinking Cups: Retro Covid Awareness Poster. Beautiful classic poster whose topic matches coronavirus awareness. Thanks to the health board of Alberta, Canada in the 1950s, we are now better equipped to deal with corona virus transmission and infection, by avoiding common drinking cups.