Captain Crunch Magnets

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If the Cap'n were a fighter.

This bizarre, albeit funny, design is a parody look at what the vintage style Captain Crunch would look like if his life had taken a less fortuitous turn. This rough-around-the-edges pirate tattoo style design is fun a just silly enough. Now go enjoy your cereal.

Plate from the New York Public Library collection of botanical illustrations. The only woman on any expedition of the 18th and 19th centuries, Pamela Lowe was the ship’s botanist. What she named the “Beast Island Berry” is more commonly known today as the Crunch Berry, after the expedition’s Captain, H.M. Crunch

captain crunch chibi

Heigh, my hearts! cheerly, cheerly, my hearts! yare, yare! Take in the topsail. Tend to th' master's whistle.—Blow till thou burst thy wind, if room enough. -THE TEMPEST

Cap'n Crunch is a corn and oat breakfast cereal manufactured by Quaker Oats Company, a subsidiary of PepsiCo since 2001. After introducing the original cereal in 1963, marketed simply as Cap'n Crunch, Quaker Oats has since introduced numerous flavors and seasonal variations, some for a limited time — and currently offers a Cap'n Crunch product line. the gimmick of Cap'n Crunch was that it kept it's crunch, even in milk, other cereals at the time got soggy in milk, while Cap'n Crunch didn't The character, Horatio Magellan Crunch, captains a ship called the Guppy, and was born on Crunch Island, a magical island off the coast of Ohio and in the Sea of Milk—with talking trees, crazy creatures and a mountain (Mt. Crunchmore)

Crunch time

Crunch time

He is already in your house

Cap'n Chunks Cereal. Art by Robert Jimenez

Crunch Time...

the Soggies were Cap'n Crunch's enemies throughout most of the 80's and some of the 90's. This is for nostalgia fans.

H. M. Crunch - East Indies - 1811 - American Captain, Quaker Oats Trading Company (QOC)

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“Island Beast”, from the JOURNALS OF J. WARD, naturalist on the U.S.S. Guppy. A later illustration based on sketches from the 1810-1812 expedition. First edition, published by John Wiley & Sons, 1819. Joseph Cohen Ward 1789-1858.

Lurking in your kitchen stalking you from the cabinets

A parody mashup between Cap'n Crunch and Captain Spaulding. Cap'n Spaulding's fried chicken is a part of this complete breakfast.

Cereal box art based on the classic Scooby ghost.

Captain's got something tasty for your breakfast table. Crunch away at Cap'n Quint's Shark Bites cereal. You're sure to love it. Just a "little shakin', little tenderizin', down you go." Mmmm...grrrrreat!

Crunchy breakfast cereal no longer satisfies this zombie captain's appetite, he now hungers for brains!

Razor Blade Crunch

Cap'n Crunch is a corn and oat breakfast cereal manufactured since 1963 by Quaker Oats Company, a subsidiary of PepsiCo since 2001. Since the original product introduction, marketed simply as Cap'n Crunch, Quaker Oats has since introduced numerous flavors and seasonal variations, some for a limited time—and currently offers a Cap'n Crunch product line.

Oops! All Scaries! cereal is guaranteed to give you a case of the spoops.

Who needs spiced rum? This Capn' has got CRUNCH!

A sugary cereal stealing pirate named Jean

Cereal killer watercolor children's breakfast illustration! Perfect for kids or adults, anyone who is a fan of classic breakfast cereals like Cap'n Crunch, Froot Loops, Cocoa Puffs, Lucky Charms, Trix, or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Cereal Killer Cute is a cute and creppy design perfect for anyone who loves cereal and funny jokes! This design features soft colors and simple strokes. Cereal Killer Cute is a great design to give as a gift to anyone who loves breakfast, cereal with milk, and funny quotes! A fun and cute design perfect for all ages.

Captain's got something tasty for your breakfast table. Crunch away at Cap'n Quint's Shark Bites cereal. You're sure to love it. Just a "little shakin', little tenderizin', down you go." Mmmm...grrrrreat! Vintage, distressed, all-white design

Are you a Twilight fan? Do you feel a nostalgic tie to Debussy's "Claire de Lune"? Are you also a cereal fan? Then settle in and welcome home.

Cereal killer breakfast illustration! Perfect for kids or adults, anyone who is a fan of classic breakfast cereals like Cap'n Crunch, Froot Loops, Cocoa Puffs, Lucky Charms, Trix, or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.