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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

George Lopez' famous line - WATCHA!

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George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

Quote from Rorschach on the prison - None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked here with you. You're locked in here with me! - from the watchmen comics. Apparel for the Watchmen and book quotes fans.

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Katt Williams Quote : Genius is often calle crazy, but crazy is never called genius, So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

Groucho Marx had an opinion on everything, and politics was no exception.

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George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

“Satan can't create anything not even blessings for his people" quote by Katt Williams

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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

George Carlin Quote. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups". A classic quote from the legendary George Carlin.

“You're hated because there is something to hate" quote by Katt Williams

“The Truth don’t need motivation" quote by Katt Williams

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The most underrated quote from one of the greatest sitcoms from the 70s.

Here is a funny quote from Groucho Marx: I WISH TO BE CREMATED. ONE TENTH OF MY ASHED SHALL BE GIVEN TO MY AGENT, AS WRITTEN IN OUR CONTRACT. White text. Great gag gift for the actor in your family or circle of friends.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves. Widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time, Carlin was dubbed by one newspaper to be "the dean of counterculture comedians".

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