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CRAP is a creative segment that combines two concepts: CRAP (Content, Readability, Appearance, and Professionalism), a well-known principle of graphic design, and "crap," an approach that frees imagination and creativity without limits.

Wear your feelings...

Funny Wheelchair Crap

"90% of everything is crap" is the rule of thumb. The exeption is crap. Crap is 100% crap - which explains Hollywood.

Ugly funny Christmas design, holy crap! Merry Xmas!

Wheelchair Crap Funny Humor

This straightforward I Feel Like Crap design humorously conveys the wearer's exhaustion with the blunt statement, making light of a relatable feeling many can empathize with.

crap bag VINTAGE

For those who are full of crap

Bobs burgers but Burgers by Louise instead

Mighty Mick knows the way,

2 PARA Tshirt. Perfect for soldiers, veterans, military history enthusiasts and gamers. Also makes a cool paratrooper gift for grandad, dad, son, brother, husband or boyfriend at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army, paratrooper, British soldier, airborne brotherhood or WW2 tees, shirts and hoodies? We got you.

Ho Ho Holy Shit what a year. Green Santa style Illustration

PARA Tshirt. Perfect for soldiers, veterans, military history enthusiasts and gamers. Also makes a cool paratrooper gift for grandad, dad, son, brother, husband or boyfriend at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army, paratrooper, British soldier, airborne brotherhood or WW2 tees, shirts and hoodies? We got you.

Ho Ho Holy Crap What a Year is great gift this holiday season. 2020 has been crazy but it shouldn't stop us from having a laugh this Christmas season. Celebrate this holiday season responsibly by observing social distancing and washing your hands. Christmas 2020 for the win.

legendary SNL skit

Vintage design inspired from the fictional character Mickey Goldmill, who trained Rocky Balboa at his "Mighty Micks" Gym.

Crap. Turns Out This Is My Circus And Those Are My Monkeys

Inspired by a real captcha, this design can evoke either laughter or tears. I've added a reference to "Spaceballs, The Madness of Space," featuring the character of Barf declaring "I am my own best friend.

Rainbow coloured crab repeating pattern. Vector art of an ocean creature.

Ho Ho Holy Crap What a Year - Merry Christmask - Swearing Inappropriate Santa

Periodic table art nicely summarizes the new year.

Total mood

Funny tabby cat in Christmas hat pooping, funny and sarcastic christmas card design idea for family and friend in 2022.

MythBusters Were gonna blow the crap out of that toilet

Mulder: Brown Mountain, Scully, that doesn't ring a bell? Scully: No... Mulder: Brown Mountain lights? It's a famous atmospheric phenomenon dating back nearly 700 years, witnessed by thousands of people, back to the Cherokee Indians. Strange multicoloured lights are seen to dance above the peak of the mountain. There's been no geological explanation, no scientific credible explanation at all. Scully: And, what does that have to do with these two? Mulder: Well, as I said, there is no credible scientific explanation, but there are those of us that believe that these strange multicoloured lights are really... Scully: UFOs. Extra-terrestrial visitors from beyond who apparently have nothing better to do than buzz one mountain o...

Black on white handlettering typography for Christmas 2020, Oh Holy Crap, bold text design, wriitten by my own human hand! Perfect mix of Holy Crap and Oh Crap!

Buy Less Crap

Burgess Merideth was the best actor when it came to delivering a crude metaphor. Also worthy of note is a hilarious skit from the sketch comedy show, In Living Color, in which Jim Carrey portrays Mickey, and builds on this phrase with many other eat/crap scenarios, the best resulting in, you're gonna eat Regis Philbin, and crap Kathy Lee Gifford!

Ho Ho Holy Crap What a Year - Swearing Inappropriate Santa

Display your frustration with our Religious Right-Wing Supreme Court with this message.

Great gift for man, woman, boy, girl, daddy, mommy, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, cousin, son, daughter, niece, nephew, 9th Grade seniors, teachers, principals

Great gift for man, woman, boy, girl, daddy, mommy, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, cousin, son, daughter, niece, nephew, 8th Grade seniors, teachers, principals

the clash cut the crap