Funeral Magnets

Dark Funeral In The Sign Album Cover

All Men Cremated Equal

I Have Two Titles, DAD and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for Embalmer: Loved one or Friend !

When Edward VIII abdicated for American divorcee Wallis Simpson they left in the brown Rolls Royce Phantom IV which has since had a bit of a bad reputation. Since then both Meghan Merkal's wedding to Harry and the Sussex's departure from Queen Elizabeth II's funeral have seen the use of the Brown Rolls...

gothic art for the goth in all of us

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m an Embalmer with an Alibi. Funny, death humor saying for a mortician, embalmer or mortuary science student who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery.

Funeral Directors need hugs too! Funny saying for a Funeral Director or Mortician who works at a funeral home or Mortuary and has a sense of humor. “Have You Hugged Your Funeral Director Today” with coffin design is great for a Mortuary Science student or retired funeral director too.

Se la comieron los gatos

Last Responder BW Vintage // 2024 Wishing Well Production

Funny, death humor saying for an aquamationist, cremationist, crematory operator, mortician, funeral director or mortuary science student or who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery that offers green burial and cremation options.

Electric Blue - Arcade Fire

Have you thanked your local Embalmer today?

Undertaker

Unique and funny saying for a mortician or embalmer who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor. Embalmer: Don't Ask Me About My Day- You Couldn't Handle It. Great for a Mortuary Science College student and future embalmer

Spooky, stunning, and bone covered drag queen. Artwork by @WigsbyBoba

Bean - Alternative Movie Poster

Although Now believed to be for the history books,the deadman Is never too far from his natural resting place.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a mortician with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. Perfect funeral industry joke, gag design for a mortician or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

Great design for any future Funeral Director, Mortician or Embalmer just starting Mortuary Science college. Straight Into Mortuary Science distressed design with two trocar embalming instruments for a Mortuary Science student with a sense of humor.

Remember Death

Zhongli's tattoos lighting up as he uses his power.

This is a graphic representation of a classic Heavy Metal song by the godfathers of the genre!

Funny death humor with trocar buttons used in embalming. Perfect for anyone who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. “Put A Button In It” embalming tool inside joke is a great design for an embalmer, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or future embalmer.

#embalmer with a trocar embalming instrument. Fun design for a man or woman mortician, embalmer, future embalmer, mortuary science student or undertaker who works at a funeral home.

Zhongli floral design

Last Responder chill here.

Have a hard time finding that perfect gift for the mortician in your life? Well, not anymore!

Black skull

6FT. UNDERWORLD - HEARSE CLUB

I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Funeral Director. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Funeral Director, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired funeral director or the funeral home employee room.

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

Keep on Rollin' baby! As we travel down Death Valley, you can support the podcast by rollin' along with us. Your final destination awaits!

I Just Want To Sell Out My Funeral

Nothing Scares Me - I am a Mom and a Mortician. Great for any mom mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

I Wear Black When I Workout, Its Like A Funeral For My Fat