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Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

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The classic joke of who is on first with all the names. Explain the joke with a picture.

Some good advice this turned out to be.

The older I get, the better I was.

take it from the guy who invented lightning

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Sorry I'm late my cat was sitting on me

Funny design for people feeling old!

Funny Jesus Meme with Quote I Saw That.

Shut Up Beavis

Guess What Chicken Butt

Stuff your face while you pump.

One of the best running jokes on Brooklyn 99 - The Name of Amy's Sex Tape: Amy: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober and fully dressed? Jake: Kind, Sober and Fully Dressed. Good news everyone, we found the name of Santiago's sex tape. Amy: It’s not your fault, I was terrible Jake: It’s Not Your Fault, I Was Terrible is also one of your sex tapes. Amy: Uh-oh. I hope it doesn't get too sexual. Jake: Uh-oh I Hope it Doesn't Get Too Sexual title of your sex tape. But seriously, what is taking so long? Also, the title of your sex tape. Judge Marinovich: One more "but," and you will be in contempt. Jake: "One more 'but' and you're contempt," name of your sex tape. Amy: Not even going to touch that. Jake: The Amy San...

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Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

Word quotes or saying of eat sleep football repeat

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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It's Weird Being The same Age As Old People

If You Think I'm An idiot You Should Meet My Brother. Funny Sarcastic Joke for any sarcasm lover. Make your family and friends laugh by wearing this humor joke. your bestfriends will definitely love it. If You Think I'm An Idiot You Should Meet My Brother. The best gift for a family and their loved ones will truly reveal you.

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NODS if you know.

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Fishing solves most of my problems hunting solves the rest

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If it seems like up is down, and wrong is right, these days, here's an expression for these times. Where is common sense, now?

If you can read this put me back on the horse

If you don't want a sarcastic answer don't ask a stupid question

A comedy slogan aimed at boys!