Milton Waddams Magnets

What the f**k does that mean?!

Milton head cutout

"The Red Stapler" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

The Bobs. Bob and Bob

An American Musical! Hamilton / Office Space mashup with Milton proudly holding the red stapler aloft.

Illustration Milton Believe You Have My Stapler.

So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life

Office Space

red stapler from an office space

no talent ass clown

The 2 Bobs are the only people I ever think of when I think of management consultants.

Office Space

I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Initech logo

What would you say you DO here at Initech?

said i loved you but i lied

A great tech company

The TPS report manager is a very important job. You must ensure that cover pages on every TPS report.

I was told I could listen to my radio at a reasonable volume.

Did you get the memo?

Sounds Like Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays

The two Bobs learn that Milton was laid off five years previously but neither Milton nor the accounting department were notified. To avoid confrontation, the Bobs tell accounting to cease Milton's salary payments without telling him he has been terminated. They fixed the glitch. Milton is subjected to further mistreatment, including the confiscation of his beloved red stapler and the constant moving of his desk. This best on light colors. Other versions for dark colors available.

The fictional company of Initech logo design from Office Space.

It feels good to be a gangsta

Initech

Peter Gibbons : What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence : I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Michael Bolton 90s Retro Vintage

Better watch it or Lumbergh will make you work this weekend.

Sometimes I Need To Be Alone & Listen To Michael Bolton - awesome original gift for the music geek in your life

Band Tee for the great artist himself. ;)

Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss. This version includes a nice vintage patina to give it an authentic look, kinda like you got it working there in the 80s...

Logo of the infamous software company.

Milton Waddams and his famous quote before burning down the building in Office Space.

Bill Lumbergh is going to have to ask you to come into work this weekend.

Michael Bolton 90s Retro Vintage